Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 75 Resonance FM S2 E09

10 November 2014

The glass is tall

(9/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, Daniel looks at how the rise of studio flats could be causing utter confusion in the world of ghosts, while the Kid’s ill health is leading to a loss of definition on his upper thighs. And our multiple-rhinoplasties, little known radio host is back in SW8’s finest café too where this week, Cosmetically Enhanced Mum debuts her latest face.

Twitter: @1607WestEgg

Engineer: Chris Dixon

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 74 Resonance FM S2 E08

3 November 2014

The glass is tall

(8/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, Daniel endures another journey on the 322, London’s worst bus route, and employs a new page turning technique to get through the germ-ridden charity book recently given to him. And a magnificent new jaw line appears in the café that may come to rival old favourites The Chin Fissures in years to come.

Twitter: @1607WestEgg

Engineer: Chris Dixon

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 73 Resonance FM S2 E07

27 October 2014

The glass is tall

(7/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, Daniel’s latest read from a charity shop presents him with more formidable hygiene issues, while The Kid looks to return to his squats, despite the extra large right thigh already forcing him to have a new suit altered. There’s Daniel’s latest nectar points update, a return to the café for a report on the new waiter’s alarming over familiar tendencies, and last but not least, the latest SW8 Beer Dump. Can current champion Owen Pomery hang onto his Beer Dump crown?

Twitter @1607WestEgg

Engineer: Chris Dixon

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 72 Resonance FM S2 E06

20 October 2014

The glass is tall

(6/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, free NHS screenings come to South Lambeth library but OCD freak Daniel wonders if this really is the ideal venue to get checked out. ‘Stockwell Square’ officially opens, while in the café, the new Bearded Waiter gets a little overfamiliar with the regulars.  All that, plus Future Me Alerts, listener emails and the SW8 Beer Dump.

Twitter @1607WestEgg

Engineer: Chris Dixon

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 71 Resonance FM S2 E05

 13 October 2014 

The glass is tall

(5/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, Daniel looks at a new study into life after death. The Kid tries to claw back some of the money spent on his petrol blue suit by ensuring girlfriend Midnight Blue covers dinner, and we’re back in the café, which this week sees the return of the long absent ‘Ustinov’, South Lambeth’s finest raconteur.

Engineer: Chris Dixon

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 70 Resonance FM S2 E04

 6 October 2014 

The glass is tall

(4/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, Daniel looked at how pillows can age you. The latte ponce also goes on a Dentyl mouthwash scouting trip, while a sharing can size of Kestrel Super appears just metres away from Stockwell’s expensive new square. Elsewhere, ‘the Kid’ tries to offset the cost of his expensive petrol blue wedding suit by ensuring girlfriend Midnight Blue pays for the bulk of their nights out, while Daniel contemplates enrolling his imaginary son in a boxing gym.

Engineer: Chris Dixon

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 69 Resonance FM S2 E03

29 September 2014

The glass is tall

(3/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, Daniel tries to understand the pram-jogging craze sweeping through south London, looks at Motability Scooter safety and The Kid discovers he has one leg bigger than the other. Plus the latest Nectar Points update and another visit to the SW8 Portuguese café holding out against the massive redevelopment of the area like the village from Asterix held out against Caesar.

Engineer: Chris Dixon

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 68 Resonance FM S2 E02

22 September 2014

The glass is tall

(2/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, as we move into the autumn, Daniel looks back at the greatest winter coat of his life and puts himself forward as a library book inspector. The latte ponce also looks at Motability Scooter safety and discusses his latest disastrous haircut ahead of a wedding where a flu-ridden magician makes him participate in card tricks.

Engineer: Chris Dixon

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 67 Resonance FM S2 E01

15 September 2014

The glass is tall

(1/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

6 weeks and approximately 72 lattes on from his last show, Daniel returns after his summer sabbatical to report on a time of change in the café.  There are Future Me Alerts, and the  first nectar points update of the series, while ‘the Kid’ gives us the low down on how his physique has changed since we last heard from the muscular-backed one.

Engineer: Chris Dixon

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 66 Resonance FM S1 E23

28 July 2014 

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

(23/23)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

23 shows
18 with an orthodontal brace
93,600 words at serious risk of being mispronounced
8 attempts on average every week to get through Resonance’s temperamental electric gates 184 attempts in total
92 buses
432 pre-show blasts of his nasal inhaler

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 65 Resonance FM S1 E22

21 July 2014

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

(22/23)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, Daniel gives us his latest Nectar Points update. Has he emerged from his prolonged store points slump? And he tells us why it’s always a ‘no’ from him to the Lambeth Country Show as the annual event marks its fortieth anniversary. The latte ponce also looks at how shrinking accommodation is likely to impact on the country’s hat industry, and he’s back in the café that holds out against all the sweeping changes taking place in SW8 like Asterix’s village against the Romans.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 64 Resonance FM S1 E21

14 July 2014

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

(21/23)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, Daniel looks back at the World Cups of his life time, contrasting where he expected to be by the time each tournament came around with where he actually was, while  Mr 35,000 points, Paul S Davies, is back to take himself on in the latest Nectar Points Challenge.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 63 Resonance FM S1 E20

7 July 2014

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

(20/23)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, there are the latest additions to the Pens Hall of Fame. Daniel is back in the café where Future Me is finding getting his free sports supplement from Sunday Correspondent hasn’t been as easy as he’d thought it would be. And the Kid updates us on how his muscular back is coming along this summer.  All this plus arts journalist and fiction writer Laura Barnett with her South London in Sixty Seconds and Conversations Overheard then Broadcasted on Little Heard Radio Show.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 62 Resonance FM S1 E19

 30 June 2014 

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

(19/23)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, exemplary napkin use in the café from a bald man, while Daniel notes that cliques in SW8’s finest Portuguese café appear to be formed on surgically enhanced and non-surgically enhanced lines. Plus the latest Nectar Points update and Things the Kid tweeted about his body.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 61 Resonance FM S1 E18

27 June 2014

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

(18/23)

The Post-Brace Era

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, the dawn of the post-brace era sees Daniel stumble upon a new disturbing sunbathing phenomenon in Lambeth. Meanwhile, autumn babies are the hardest – it’s official. There’s the latest Nectar Points update as Daniel’s points accrual toils to break through the 200 points barrier. Illustrator Tim Bird gives us his South London in Sixty Seconds, while listeners submit their favourite biros into the pen hall of fame. And last but not least, there’s an all-too-rare-for-this-summer chin fissure sighting as we return to the café, and far too many mentions of modern man Micky Boyd.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 60 Resonance FM S1 E17

16 June 2014

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

(17/23)

The Brace Period 30

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, who’d be a dove? The arrival of a new deeply flawed soft close toilet seat brings problems. And with more and more people forced to rent privately, and an ageing population, is there a place for stairlifts in this city of poorly converted flats? Meanwhile, Clapham tries too hard, there’s another £10 Nectar Points Challenge, and the introduction of new feature, South London in sixty seconds.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 59 Resonance FM S1 E16

 9 June 2014

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

(16/23)

The Brace Period 29

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, there’s an epic Conversations Overheard then Broadcasted on little known radio show, Daniel gives us his weekly Nectar points update, consumes more lattes like the south London latte ponce that he is and lodger Micky Boyd, the man currently using the toilet under the stairs at his Lithuanian landlords on the south east London/Kent borders , talks to us about our rooms.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 58 Resonance FM S1 E15

2 June 2014 

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

(15/23)

The Brace Period 28

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, Daniel travels on south London’s worst bus, while Guy’s Hospital reclaims the title of the world’s tallest hospital. There’s a visit to the Café and Daniel’s latest Nectar Points Update, in which Mr 35,000, listener Paul S Davies takes up the £10 Nectar Points Challenge, while Vauxhall’s mid-life crisis deepens.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 57 Resonance FM S1 E14

26 May 2014

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

(14/23)

The Brace Period 27

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, the voice of the windowless bathrooms discusses world food, interdentals, a new sign at Vauxhall Cross, and unusual tell tale signs that you’re getting older. There are also regular favourites, Tales from the Café and the latest Nectar Points update.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 56 Resonance FM S1 E13

19 May 2014 

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

(13/23)

The Brace Period 26

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, Daniel’s writing out birthday cards for his aunt, lodger Micky Boyd talks ablutions, there’s a Nectar Points update, some advice on queuing up in Lidl and more tales from the café.