Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Summer Special 2015

23 August 2015

The glass is tall

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

In this 2015 Summer Special, the latte ponce is joined by old classmate Micky Boyd and the muscular-backed 'The Kid' as they discuss memorable summers, great summer soundtracks and The Kid's recent charity work. And unhinged eighties man The Chin makes a special and rather pointless guest appearance.

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30 March 2015

The glass is tall

(28/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

Last in the series.

This week our little-known host has an anecdote to complete. Daniel also gets touched by the Kestrel of SW8, while also in SW8, the Blob strikes again as Vauxhall’s history continues to get rewritten and there are more 'Comments and Suggestions' from the library.

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Engineer: Chris Dixon

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16 March 2015

The glass is tall

(26/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, our little known hyperlocal radio host loses it at the library, discusses the radish at considerable length and there’s the first International Beer Dump.

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Engineer: Chris Dixon

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9 March 2015

The glass is tall

(25/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, Daniel brings us the latest on the battle to save Stockwell’s soul. And with hoverboards rolling off the production line later this year, our little known host looks at how life in Lambeth would be transformed by such a gadget.

With guest, journalist and presenter Grace Forell.

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23 February 2015

The glass is tall

(23/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.
 
Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, Daniel gets some tough love at a meeting, whilst a blind man inflicts further humiliation upon our little known hyperlocal radio host. And we visit SW8’s finest café, ask, “How clean is your mantelpiece?” and will new beer dump sensation Paul Minns successfully defend his title in the SW8 Beer Dump?

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Engineer: Chris Dixon

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9 February 2015

The glass is tall

(21/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

It is fundraising week at Resonance and Daniel and Katherine let you know how you can help support the station and bring you details of the live fundraising events happening across London.

Oblivious to this is The Kid who updates us on the continuing disparity in size of his two upper thighs. And there are regular favourites,“How clean is your mantelpiece?” and the latest SW8 Beer Dump.
 
With Katherine Johnston.

Keep an original radio show going. To support the show, visit www.1607westegg.wordpress.com and click on the PayPal link.

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Engineer: Chris Dixon

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26 January 2015

The glass is tall

(19/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, ‘the Kid’ updates us on his muscular back,and a listener with EIGHT mantelpieces submits a selection of their ledges for ‘How Clean is Your Mantelpiece?’. All that and more, including the latest SW8 Beer Dump. Will Kestrel Super can sharing size occupy that dumping spot atop the lockable suggestion box outside the vet’s or will the slow gentrification of Stockwell mean another disturbing appearance for a post-modern ponce beer?
With Nick Bryan.

Keep an original radio show going. To support the show, visit www.1607westegg.wordpress.com and click on the PayPal link.

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Engineer: Chris Dixon

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19 January 2015

The glass is tall

(18/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, ‘The Kid’ appears to come up against his own Kid as he gets into an argument at his gym when a fellow gym goer breaks ‘back etiquette’. Daniel also has his latest nectar points update, and there’s another #mantelpiece submission as our little known hosts asks,  “How clean is your mantelpiece?” Meantime, over in SW8’s finest café, the man hugging is getting out of control, and can anybody stop three-time champion Nick Bryan in this week’s SW8 Beer Dump?

With Bibi Lynch.

Keep an original radio show going. To support the show, visit www.1607westegg.wordpress.com and click on the PayPal link.

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Engineer: Chris Winstanley

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12 January 2015

The glass is tall

(17/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, Daniel fears the café have launched a new attempt to cut back on his latte nursing times. The Kid focuses on continuing the long-term project of shaping his calves as he looks to get over his recent break up.  Daniel also asks, “How Clean is your mantelpiece?”, a new feature where our little known host studies the cleanliness of your mantelpiece pictures. And will anybody claim the 250g bottle of Poundland Simple Baby Pure Talc that awaits the first SW8 Beer Dump champion of 2015?  

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Engineer: Chris Winstanley

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5 January 15

The glass is tall

(16/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

Daniel returns after the Christmas break to bring us his first store points update of the year and begins a fourteenth year of necking lattes and tipping frugally in his regular Portuguese café in SW8. Meanwhile, retro beefcake Micky Boyd is a studio guest tonight, debuting a new, soon to be underwhelming feature entitled Special, in which guests reveal a spot that occupies a special place in their hearts. And can Nick Bryan, the only two times SW8 Beer Dump winner become the first champion to successfully defend their beer dump title?

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Engineer: Chris Winstanley

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 81 Bumper Christmas Annual

Resonance FM S2 E15

22 December 2014

The glass is tall

(15/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available – Bumper Christmas Annual

A 90 minute Christmas special in front of a specially invited studio audience sees Daniel and engineer number one Chris Dixon joined by Katherine Johnston from fellow Resonance show, Very Loose Women.

Acclaimed podcasters Jack McInroy and Steve Walsh from South London Hardcore will be bringing us their south London christmas memories and a round up of christmas in the eleven recognised boroughs. Writer-performer Roisin Rae will tell us why she likes Christmas traditions and novelist, the lovely Mr William Stafford gives us a Christmas ghost story. And last but not least, the contrasting physiques of The Kid and Micky Boyd will be live in the studio telling you how to lose those extra Christmas pounds.

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Engineer: Chris Dixon

CHANNEL CHRISTMAS

7.00am – In the Wild Dolphins with Robin Williams (1994) Documentary (Jack McInroy)

8.00am – Home Alone (1990) (The Kid) An 8-year-old boy who is accidentally left behind while his family flies to France for Christmas must defend his home against idiotic burglars.

9.50am – Tom and Jerry – The Night Before Christmas (1941) (Me)

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. But Jerry emerges from his hole avoiding a Christmas-themed mousetrap placed by his hole.

10am The Littlest Hobo (Chris Dixon)

10.30am Blankety Blank Christmas Special with Terry Wogan (Chrissie Plummer)

11am Star Wars Christmas Special (@eops)

12pm Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) (@NickMB) The Muppet characters tell their

                version of the classic tale of an old and bitter miser's redemption on Christmas Eve.

1.25pm Christmas Appeal from @boydie71 for his favourite Endangered Hirsute Beefcakes

                charity – filmed in the garage where he works out on the Kent, south east London 

                borders.

1.30pm Charlie Brown Christmas Special (Steve Walsh)

2.10pm World’s Strongest Man (@paulsdavies)

3.30pm Doctor Who with David Tennant (@NickMB)

4.00pmLarry Grayson’s Generation Game Christmas Special (@HiggsBoson1)

5.30pm   Happy Days.  ‘Guess Who’s Coming to Christmas?’ (Me)

The Fonz is all alone at Christmas but he’s too proud to let anyone invite him over to spend it with their families.

6.00pm Eastenders 1986 Christmas Special Part 1 (Katherine Johnston)

               First of a two-part classic EastEnders episode written by the late Tony Holland that                  

               broke the record for British soap viewing. Over 30 million people tuned in on

               Christmas Day 1986 to see Dirty Den give divorce papers to his long suffering wife

               Ange. But it isn't all fun and frolics, as Arthur Fowler finds Christmas cheer all too

  much.

6.30pm Porridge (Film, 1979) (@mostlygrumpy) Long time Slade prison inmate Fletcher is ordered by Grouty to arrange a football match between the prisoners and an all-star celebrity team. Fletcher is unaware that the match is only a diversion so that an escape can take place.

8.00pm Eastenders 1986 Christmas Special Part 2 (Katherine Johnston)

8.30pm Steptoe and Son – A Perfect Christmas (1974) (@boydie71)

Harold wants to go to Switzerland for Christmas whilst Albert, as usual, prefers Bognor, though he is persuaded to go provided they sail, rather than fly. However he has no passport and when Harold finds his birth-certificate in order to get him one, it turns out that Albert is the illegitimate son of the muffin man and the picture of his supposed father is really Gladstone.

9.15pm The Corridor People (@gomesharris)

A short-lived surreal detective adventure centred around the exploits of security agents Scrotty & Kronk and their battles with the evil but seductive Syrie Van Epp.

10.15pm – The Haunting (1963) (@the_overfed)

A scientist doing research on the paranormal invites two women to a haunted mansion. One of the participants soon starts losing her mind.

Midnight     CLOSE

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 80 Resonance FM S2 E14

15 December 2014

The glass is tall

(14/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, Brixton gets even more annoying with the arrival of a temporary ice bar for Christmas. Meanwhile, The Kid’s in Mexico where he’s attempting to pass himself off as a local, and the SW8 Beer Dump goes on tour as it bids to repair its tattered reputation following last week’s debacle.

Twitter @1607WestEgg
Facebook.com/DanielRuizTizon
Engineer: Chris Dixon

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 24 November 2014 

The glass is tall

(11/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.
 
Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, Daniel reports on his first ever massage. Mitcham residents are cruelly tricked into thinking they’ve suddenly been parachuted into the borough of Wandsworth, while Nectar Points leviathan Paul S Davies returns with news on his latest stockpiling of store points. Meantime, over in the café, the new younger waiters are attempting to adjust to winter in what in addition to being SW8’s finest café, may also be the coldest.

Twitter @1607WestEgg
Engineer: Chris Dixon

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17 November 2014

The glass is tall

(10/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

On this week’s show, news that a woman has saved a man’s life on a first date sees Daniel recall the time when whilst on a date himself he went to a woman’s aid after an accident only to see the event cast an unfavourable light on his OCD’s. There’s his latest Nectar points update, a visit to the café where Daniel wonders whether another of the café’s Silver Age waiters has quit, while Polly thinks boxing might be the way to toughen up Daniel’s imaginary son. And there’s the latest SW8 Beer Dump. Can Kestrel Super (sharing can size) be stopped?

Twitter @1607WestEgg
Engineer: Chris Dixon

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3 November 2014

The glass is tall

(8/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, Daniel endures another journey on the 322, London’s worst bus route, and employs a new page turning technique to get through the germ-ridden charity book recently given to him. And a magnificent new jaw line appears in the café that may come to rival old favourites The Chin Fissures in years to come.

Twitter: @1607WestEgg

Engineer: Chris Dixon

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27 October 2014

The glass is tall

(7/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, Daniel’s latest read from a charity shop presents him with more formidable hygiene issues, while The Kid looks to return to his squats, despite the extra large right thigh already forcing him to have a new suit altered. There’s Daniel’s latest nectar points update, a return to the café for a report on the new waiter’s alarming over familiar tendencies, and last but not least, the latest SW8 Beer Dump. Can current champion Owen Pomery hang onto his Beer Dump crown?

Twitter @1607WestEgg

Engineer: Chris Dixon

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 72 Resonance FM S2 E06

20 October 2014

The glass is tall

(6/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, free NHS screenings come to South Lambeth library but OCD freak Daniel wonders if this really is the ideal venue to get checked out. ‘Stockwell Square’ officially opens, while in the café, the new Bearded Waiter gets a little overfamiliar with the regulars.  All that, plus Future Me Alerts, listener emails and the SW8 Beer Dump.

Twitter @1607WestEgg

Engineer: Chris Dixon

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 71 Resonance FM S2 E05

 13 October 2014 

The glass is tall

(5/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, Daniel looks at a new study into life after death. The Kid tries to claw back some of the money spent on his petrol blue suit by ensuring girlfriend Midnight Blue covers dinner, and we’re back in the café, which this week sees the return of the long absent ‘Ustinov’, South Lambeth’s finest raconteur.

Engineer: Chris Dixon

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 6 October 2014 

The glass is tall

(4/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, Daniel looked at how pillows can age you. The latte ponce also goes on a Dentyl mouthwash scouting trip, while a sharing can size of Kestrel Super appears just metres away from Stockwell’s expensive new square. Elsewhere, ‘the Kid’ tries to offset the cost of his expensive petrol blue wedding suit by ensuring girlfriend Midnight Blue pays for the bulk of their nights out, while Daniel contemplates enrolling his imaginary son in a boxing gym.

Engineer: Chris Dixon

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22 September 2014

The glass is tall

(2/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, as we move into the autumn, Daniel looks back at the greatest winter coat of his life and puts himself forward as a library book inspector. The latte ponce also looks at Motability Scooter safety and discusses his latest disastrous haircut ahead of a wedding where a flu-ridden magician makes him participate in card tricks.

Engineer: Chris Dixon