Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available - BUMPER Christmas Annual 2015 Ep 113 (4 of 5)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

(4 of 5) 23 December 2015

Day 4 of Daniel’s 5-day Christmas Countdown has Daniel asking which of the great Christmas toys actually came up short at Christmas.

Meanwhile big-gunned American Clay Lowe (@soulcruzer) finds things at the airport aren’t going smoothly as he tries to reach his family in time for Christmas. Jon Jacob (@thoroughlygood) tells Daniel why he falls out of love with social media at Christmas and poet Emily Harrison (@EmilyHarrii) talks about her work and mental health with our little known host before they finally get around to discussing Christmas.

Get in touch with the show drtavailable@westegg1607.co.uk

To support the show, Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available has teamed up with tastecard+ giving you the chance to get your very own tastecard free for one month or just £1 for three months. tastecard+ has everything from discounted hotels; theatre offers; special dining discounts at trusted high street outlets, Michelin Star and AA Rosette restaurants.

All you have to do to get your free trial is go to tastecard.co.uk/trial  and sign up.

You can also support the show with a secure donation via Paypal. Alternatively, by clicking on the Amazon link on this website, you can do your Christmas shopping as normal and a small percentage of your purchase trickles back to the show at no extra cost to you.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available - BUMPER Christmas Annual 2015 Ep 112 (3 of 5)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

(3 of 5) 22 December 2015

Day 3 of Daniel’s 5-day Christmas Countdown sees Daniel visit a foodbank. He catches up too with big gunned American Clay Lowe (@soulcruzer), whilst Modern Man Micky Boyd (@boydie71) curates a train wreck of a Channel Christmas, the once a year only festive channel. And there’s an interview with the erstwhile broken genius of the East Midlands, Jason Benskin (@billytworivers9), who tells us about the suede Lacoste Casual shoe and also talks about how he has reconnected with Christmas through his kids.

Plus listeners seek out a nutcracker-free festive nut for Nick Bryan.

Get in touch with the show drtavailable@westegg1607.co.uk

To support the show, Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available has teamed up with tastecard+ giving you the chance to get your very own tastecard free for one month or just £1 for three months. tastecard+ has everything from discounted hotels; theatre offers; special dining discounts at trusted high street outlets, Michelin Star and AA Rosette restaurants.

All you have to do to get your free trial is go to tastecard.co.uk/trial  and sign up.

You can also support the show with a secure donation via Paypal. Alternatively, by clicking on the Amazon link on this website, you can do your Christmas shopping as normal and a small percentage of your purchase trickles back to the show at no extra cost to you.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available - BUMPER Christmas Annual 2015 Ep 111 (2 of 5)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

(2 of 5) 21 December 2015

Day 2 of Daniel’s 5-day Christmas Countdown sees Daniel tying to stamp out a cheesy thumbs up Fonzie-like gesture that has crept up on him, and he discusses why the macadamia nut reminds him of his favourite footballer of the last twenty years.

Get in touch with the show drtavailable@westegg1607.co.uk

Meanwhile, The Kid tells Daniel what gifts he would like for Christmas. Clay Lowe (@soulcruzer) is still failing to feel the festive season and South London Hardcore's Steve Walsh (@ventswhales) tells us why the 1982 Argos Catalogue effectively spelt the end for the old Christmas Annuals.

To support the show, Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available has teamed up with tastecard+ giving you the chance to get your very own tastecard free for one month or just £1 for three months. tastecard+ has everything from discounted hotels; theatre offers; special dining discounts at trusted high street outlets, Michelin Star and AA Rosette restaurants.

All you have to do to get your free trial is go to tastecard.co.uk/trial  and sign up.

You can also support the show with a secure donation via Paypal. Alternatively, by clicking on the Amazon link on this website, you can do your Christmas shopping as normal and a small percentage of your purchase trickles back to the show at no extra cost to you.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available - BUMPER Christmas Annual 2015 Ep 110 (1 of 5)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

(1 of 5) 20 December 2015

Day 1 of a 5-day Christmas Countdown sees our little known host digging in his heels over refusing to take his Imaginary Son to see the new Star Wars film.

Get in touch with the show drtavailable@westegg1607.co.uk

Guests Clay Lowe (@soulcruzer) talks to Daniel about his Grinch-like festive outlook, whilst amateur horticulturalist Beth (@MissPinks) of allcominguproses.com takes Daniel on a winter walk through Battersea Park in southwest London.

To support the show, Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available has teamed up with tastecard+ giving you the chance to get your very own tastecard free for one month or just £1 for three months. tastecard+ has everything from discounted hotels; theatre offers; special dining discounts at trusted high street outlets, Michelin Star and AA Rosette restaurants.

All you have to do to get your free trial is go to tastecard.co.uk/trial  and sign up.

You can also support the show with a secure donation via Paypal. Alternatively, by clicking on the Amazon link on this website, you can do your Christmas shopping as normal and a small percentage of your purchase trickles back to the show at no extra cost to you.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available - Special - Mitchell's Story: Brixton and Me

14 September 2015

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Mitchell has lived in Brixton for nearly forty years. He talks to Daniel about the riots and the changes that have overwhelmed the area and made him contemplate leaving SW9 for the first time.

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9 March 2015

The glass is tall

(25/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, Daniel brings us the latest on the battle to save Stockwell’s soul. And with hoverboards rolling off the production line later this year, our little known host looks at how life in Lambeth would be transformed by such a gadget.

With guest, journalist and presenter Grace Forell.

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19 January 2015

The glass is tall

(18/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, ‘The Kid’ appears to come up against his own Kid as he gets into an argument at his gym when a fellow gym goer breaks ‘back etiquette’. Daniel also has his latest nectar points update, and there’s another #mantelpiece submission as our little known hosts asks,  “How clean is your mantelpiece?” Meantime, over in SW8’s finest café, the man hugging is getting out of control, and can anybody stop three-time champion Nick Bryan in this week’s SW8 Beer Dump?

With Bibi Lynch.

Keep an original radio show going. To support the show, visit www.1607westegg.wordpress.com and click on the PayPal link.

Follow Daniel on Twitter @1607WestEgg
And Facebook.com/DanielRuizTizon
Engineer: Chris Winstanley

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12 January 2015

The glass is tall

(17/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, Daniel fears the café have launched a new attempt to cut back on his latte nursing times. The Kid focuses on continuing the long-term project of shaping his calves as he looks to get over his recent break up.  Daniel also asks, “How Clean is your mantelpiece?”, a new feature where our little known host studies the cleanliness of your mantelpiece pictures. And will anybody claim the 250g bottle of Poundland Simple Baby Pure Talc that awaits the first SW8 Beer Dump champion of 2015?  

Follow Daniel on Twitter @1607WestEgg
And Facebook.com/DanielRuizTizon
Engineer: Chris Winstanley

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5 January 15

The glass is tall

(16/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

Daniel returns after the Christmas break to bring us his first store points update of the year and begins a fourteenth year of necking lattes and tipping frugally in his regular Portuguese café in SW8. Meanwhile, retro beefcake Micky Boyd is a studio guest tonight, debuting a new, soon to be underwhelming feature entitled Special, in which guests reveal a spot that occupies a special place in their hearts. And can Nick Bryan, the only two times SW8 Beer Dump winner become the first champion to successfully defend their beer dump title?

Follow Daniel on Twitter @1607WestEgg
And Facebook.com/DanielRuizTizon
Engineer: Chris Winstanley

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 81 Bumper Christmas Annual

Resonance FM S2 E15

22 December 2015

The glass is tall

(15/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available – Bumper Christmas Annual

A 90 minute Christmas special in front of a specially invited studio audience sees Daniel and engineer number one Chris Dixon joined by Katherine Johnston from fellow Resonance show, Very Loose Women.

Acclaimed podcasters Jack McInroy and Steve Walsh from South London Hardcore will be bringing us their south London christmas memories and a round up of christmas in the eleven recognised boroughs. Writer-performer Roisin Rae will tell us why she likes Christmas traditions and novelist, the lovely Mr William Stafford gives us a Christmas ghost story. And last but not least, the contrasting physiques of The Kid and Micky Boyd will be live in the studio telling you how to lose those extra Christmas pounds.

Follow Daniel on Twitter @1607WestEgg
And Facebook.com/DanielRuizTizon
Engineer: Chris Dixon

CHANNEL CHRISTMAS

7.00am – In the Wild Dolphins with Robin Williams (1994) Documentary (Jack McInroy)

8.00am – Home Alone (1990) (The Kid) An 8-year-old boy who is accidentally left behind while his family flies to France for Christmas must defend his home against idiotic burglars.

9.50am – Tom and Jerry – The Night Before Christmas (1941) (Me)

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. But Jerry emerges from his hole avoiding a Christmas-themed mousetrap placed by his hole.

10am The Littlest Hobo (Chris Dixon)

10.30am Blankety Blank Christmas Special with Terry Wogan (Chrissie Plummer)

11am Star Wars Christmas Special (@eops)

12pm Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) (@NickMB) The Muppet characters tell their

                version of the classic tale of an old and bitter miser's redemption on Christmas Eve.

1.25pm Christmas Appeal from @boydie71 for his favourite Endangered Hirsute Beefcakes

                charity – filmed in the garage where he works out on the Kent, south east London 

                borders.

1.30pm Charlie Brown Christmas Special (Steve Walsh)

2.10pm World’s Strongest Man (@paulsdavies)

3.30pm Doctor Who with David Tennant (@NickMB)

4.00pmLarry Grayson’s Generation Game Christmas Special (@HiggsBoson1)

5.30pm   Happy Days.  ‘Guess Who’s Coming to Christmas?’ (Me)

The Fonz is all alone at Christmas but he’s too proud to let anyone invite him over to spend it with their families.

6.00pm Eastenders 1986 Christmas Special Part 1 (Katherine Johnston)

               First of a two-part classic EastEnders episode written by the late Tony Holland that                  

               broke the record for British soap viewing. Over 30 million people tuned in on

               Christmas Day 1986 to see Dirty Den give divorce papers to his long suffering wife

               Ange. But it isn't all fun and frolics, as Arthur Fowler finds Christmas cheer all too

  much.

6.30pm Porridge (Film, 1979) (@mostlygrumpy) Long time Slade prison inmate Fletcher is ordered by Grouty to arrange a football match between the prisoners and an all-star celebrity team. Fletcher is unaware that the match is only a diversion so that an escape can take place.

8.00pm Eastenders 1986 Christmas Special Part 2 (Katherine Johnston)

8.30pm Steptoe and Son – A Perfect Christmas (1974) (@boydie71)

Harold wants to go to Switzerland for Christmas whilst Albert, as usual, prefers Bognor, though he is persuaded to go provided they sail, rather than fly. However he has no passport and when Harold finds his birth-certificate in order to get him one, it turns out that Albert is the illegitimate son of the muffin man and the picture of his supposed father is really Gladstone.

9.15pm The Corridor People (@gomesharris)

A short-lived surreal detective adventure centred around the exploits of security agents Scrotty & Kronk and their battles with the evil but seductive Syrie Van Epp.

10.15pm – The Haunting (1963) (@the_overfed)

A scientist doing research on the paranormal invites two women to a haunted mansion. One of the participants soon starts losing her mind.

Midnight     CLOSE

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10 November 2014

The glass is tall

(9/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, Daniel looks at how the rise of studio flats could be causing utter confusion in the world of ghosts, while the Kid’s ill health is leading to a loss of definition on his upper thighs. And our multiple-rhinoplasties, little known radio host is back in SW8’s finest café too where this week, Cosmetically Enhanced Mum debuts her latest face.

Twitter: @1607WestEgg

Engineer: Chris Dixon

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3 November 2014

The glass is tall

(8/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, Daniel endures another journey on the 322, London’s worst bus route, and employs a new page turning technique to get through the germ-ridden charity book recently given to him. And a magnificent new jaw line appears in the café that may come to rival old favourites The Chin Fissures in years to come.

Twitter: @1607WestEgg

Engineer: Chris Dixon

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28 July 2014 

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

(23/23)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

23 shows
18 with an orthodontal brace
93,600 words at serious risk of being mispronounced
8 attempts on average every week to get through Resonance’s temperamental electric gates 184 attempts in total
92 buses
432 pre-show blasts of his nasal inhaler

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21 July 2014

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

(22/23)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, Daniel gives us his latest Nectar Points update. Has he emerged from his prolonged store points slump? And he tells us why it’s always a ‘no’ from him to the Lambeth Country Show as the annual event marks its fortieth anniversary. The latte ponce also looks at how shrinking accommodation is likely to impact on the country’s hat industry, and he’s back in the café that holds out against all the sweeping changes taking place in SW8 like Asterix’s village against the Romans.

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14 July 2014

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

(21/23)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, Daniel looks back at the World Cups of his life time, contrasting where he expected to be by the time each tournament came around with where he actually was, while  Mr 35,000 points, Paul S Davies, is back to take himself on in the latest Nectar Points Challenge.

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 30 June 2014 

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

(19/23)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, exemplary napkin use in the café from a bald man, while Daniel notes that cliques in SW8’s finest Portuguese café appear to be formed on surgically enhanced and non-surgically enhanced lines. Plus the latest Nectar Points update and Things the Kid tweeted about his body.

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28 April 2014 

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm

(10/23)

The Brace Period 23

The show returns after its Easter break to find there’s a new waiter in the café. Daniel also imagines a world where a shadowy middle aged hair reviewing agency pulls men with ridiculous Welleresque hairstyles off the streets and interrogates them about their preposterous hair. There are all manner of updates, nectar points, hair and most importantly of all perhaps, a show update, another renting hall of infamy and it’s farewell from the Kid as the muscular backed one and Daniel finally go their separate ways.

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7 April 2014 

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com

(8/23)

The Brace Period 21

This week, a Future Me alert, the toilet troll, introducing the renting hall of infamy and the Kid dispenses some spring wear advice.

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10 March 2014 

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com

(4/23)

The Brace Period 17

This week Daniel tells us why he feels the 77 bus is such a disappointing route and finds his anonymity in the café is in danger of being eroded. Also includes regular favourites Nectar Points Update and Things the Kid Said.

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3 March 2014 

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com

(3/23)

The Brace Period 16

This week, Daniel tells us why he would’ve been regarded as aloof had he joined a gang, looks back briefly at last week’s flood on Clapham Road, pilots a sound to avoid being engaged in conversations with strangers, has more trouble at the hairdressers that prompts him into calling for the setting up of a National Database of Hairdressers listing every flaw and quality possessed by each barber/stylist. And there are regular favourites Nectar Points Update, the cafe and Things the Kid Said.