Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Summer Special 2015

23 August 2015

The glass is tall

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

In this 2015 Summer Special, the latte ponce is joined by old classmate Micky Boyd and the muscular-backed 'The Kid' as they discuss memorable summers, great summer soundtracks and The Kid's recent charity work. And unhinged eighties man The Chin makes a special and rather pointless guest appearance.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 93 Resonance FM S2 E27

23 March 2015

The glass is tall

(27/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available reaches a half-century of shows on Resonance with our little-known hyper local radio host finding his week has been one of messed up handshakes and greetings.

This week, donors receive a free live show. Details on the blog.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 81 Bumper Christmas Annual

Resonance FM S2 E15

22 December 2015

The glass is tall

(15/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available – Bumper Christmas Annual

A 90 minute Christmas special in front of a specially invited studio audience sees Daniel and engineer number one Chris Dixon joined by Katherine Johnston from fellow Resonance show, Very Loose Women.

Acclaimed podcasters Jack McInroy and Steve Walsh from South London Hardcore will be bringing us their south London christmas memories and a round up of christmas in the eleven recognised boroughs. Writer-performer Roisin Rae will tell us why she likes Christmas traditions and novelist, the lovely Mr William Stafford gives us a Christmas ghost story. And last but not least, the contrasting physiques of The Kid and Micky Boyd will be live in the studio telling you how to lose those extra Christmas pounds.

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And Facebook.com/DanielRuizTizon
Engineer: Chris Dixon

CHANNEL CHRISTMAS

 

7.00am – In the Wild Dolphins with Robin Williams (1994) Documentary (Jack McInroy)

 

8.00am – Home Alone (1990) (The Kid) An 8-year-old boy who is accidentally left behind while his family flies to France for Christmas must defend his home against idiotic burglars.

 

9.50am – Tom and Jerry – The Night Before Christmas (1941) (Me)

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. But Jerry emerges from his hole avoiding a Christmas-themed mousetrap placed by his hole.

 

10am The Littlest Hobo (Chris Dixon)

 

10.30am Blankety Blank Christmas Special with Terry Wogan (Chrissie Plummer)

 

11am Star Wars Christmas Special (@eops)

 

12pm Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) (@NickMB) The Muppet characters tell their

                version of the classic tale of an old and bitter miser's redemption on Christmas Eve.

 

1.25pm Christmas Appeal from @boydie71 for his favourite Endangered Hirsute Beefcakes

                charity – filmed in the garage where he works out on the Kent, south east London 

                borders.

 

1.30pm Charlie Brown Christmas Special (Steve Walsh)

 

2.10pm World’s Strongest Man (@paulsdavies)

 

3.30pm Doctor Who with David Tennant (@NickMB)

 

4.00pmLarry Grayson’s Generation Game Christmas Special (@HiggsBoson1)

 

5.30pm   Happy Days.  ‘Guess Who’s Coming to Christmas?’ (Me)

The Fonz is all alone at Christmas but he’s too proud to let anyone invite him over to spend it with their families.

 

6.00pm Eastenders 1986 Christmas Special Part 1 (Katherine Johnston)

               First of a two-part classic EastEnders episode written by the late Tony Holland that                  

               broke the record for British soap viewing. Over 30 million people tuned in on

               Christmas Day 1986 to see Dirty Den give divorce papers to his long suffering wife

               Ange. But it isn't all fun and frolics, as Arthur Fowler finds Christmas cheer all too

  much.

6.30pm Porridge (Film, 1979) (@mostlygrumpy) Long time Slade prison inmate Fletcher is ordered by Grouty to arrange a football match between the prisoners and an all-star celebrity team. Fletcher is unaware that the match is only a diversion so that an escape can take place.

8.00pm Eastenders 1986 Christmas Special Part 2 (Katherine Johnston)

 

8.30pm Steptoe and Son – A Perfect Christmas (1974) (@boydie71)

Harold wants to go to Switzerland for Christmas whilst Albert, as usual, prefers Bognor, though he is persuaded to go provided they sail, rather than fly. However he has no passport and when Harold finds his birth-certificate in order to get him one, it turns out that Albert is the illegitimate son of the muffin man and the picture of his supposed father is really Gladstone.

9.15pm The Corridor People (@gomesharris)

A short-lived surreal detective adventure centred around the exploits of security agents Scrotty & Kronk and their battles with the evil but seductive Syrie Van Epp.

 

10.15pm – The Haunting (1963) (@the_overfed)

A scientist doing research on the paranormal invites two women to a haunted mansion. One of the participants soon starts losing her mind.

 

Midnight     CLOSE

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 45 Resonance FM S1 E02

24 February 2014

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm every Monday at 10pm or listen via resonancefm.com

(2/23)

The Brace Period 15

This week, Daniel considers how long certain distinctive faces have existed and asks how you might go about ensuring future generations lose any physical imperfections. The south London latte ponce also bemoans the incessant bell ringing on London buses, and leases the unsightly London borough of Merton to north London. And there are regular favourites, Nectar Points Update and Things the Kid Said.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 38

26 August 2013

The Brace Period 11

In SW8, Cosmetically Enhanced Woman is back with her latest new face. Meanwhile, Daniel tweaks his latte takeaway transportation technique to minimise the on the bus spillages he’s been incurring, while an accidental coffee spillage at home sees Daniel realising that by remaining in wet trousers, he can prepare for the care home years.

The south London latte ponce also talks about the greatest hour of TV he’s ever seen, and asks too if the summer was everything you’d hoped it would be.

Regular favourites, Nectar Points Update, The Kid and Even Older Than Me are all present for the end of summer show, joined by new feature, ‘A Great Place to Kiss’ in which listeners are invited to tell us a place they dream of kissing at.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Avaliable Episode 26

29 April 2013    

Changes afoot in Nine Elms

This week, changes afoot in Nine Elms; Daniel recalls his "final" day out with his dad; there’s a Future Me sighting shortly before Daniel returns to a barbershop for the first time in years; 62 is back and The Kid hits back in the #plateoff.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 21

25 March 2013    

Barbershop scouting, Thumbless cashier

On this week’s podcast, the recovering rhinoplasty addict sources a potential barbershop for his next haircut, beats himself up over an awkward encounter with a thumb less cashier and celebrates his third twitter birthday. Also featuring the broken genius of the East Midlands, BillyTwoRivers9, who discusses his influence on the pre-coach crash works of Bucks Fizz.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 10

7 January 2013       

The Return of Future Me

This week's resolutions-free show sees Daniel discuss a disappointing haircut to open the new year with, and fantasise about driving the elderly around. There's also the return of serial nose picker, Future Me.