18 February 2013
Spitting ban enforced, Future Me sighting
A packed lunch falls, a murdered man is remembered for his Lamborghini, a council enforces a spitting ban and a Future Me sighting, all in this week’s show with the available one.
Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 15
11 February 2013
Lineal Champions
Wrong directions, Lineal Champions, Gaudi, Pelvic Thrusts, capes and arm hair. Just another week in the misfiring world of South London’s most available man.
Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 14
4 February 2013
Adenoid Face
An otherwise good podcast review leads Daniel to the doctor’s to discuss further rhinoplasty and mulling over whether he has the classic “Adenoid Face”, while the lovely Mr William Stafford makes his Available debut with a crotch-busting tale of woe.
Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 13
28 January 2013
Younger Managers
Amputations and younger managers have infiltrated Daniel’s dreams this week, while Listener 62 announces his arrival.
Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 12
21 January 2013
Unconvincing Snowmen, Murakami on Gatsby, Throat Infection, SW8
This week, Snowmen on Clapham Common, Murakami on writing and Gatsby, we delve deeper into the reasons for The Kid's throat infection, and a grim week in Vauxhall SW8 in the wake of the tragic helicopter crash.
Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 11
14 January 2013
The dirtiest indoor wall ever
This week, Daniel witnesses a fist bump gone wrong and happens upon the dirtiest indoor wall he's ever seen.
Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 10
7 January 2013
The Return of Future Me
This week's resolutions-free show sees Daniel discuss a disappointing haircut to open the new year with, and fantasise about driving the elderly around. There's also the return of serial nose picker, Future Me.
Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 9
31 December 2012
For You Alfredo Rampi
Daniel ponders how different his life might have been had he known how to dance and bought free range eggs. Includes Things the Kid Said, A to Z and another feature unlikely to take off, Things That Could Be Improved.
Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 8
24 Dec 2012
Christmas Special ft. Dr Chin
In a specially extended Christmas special, Daniel is joined by a surprise guest and in a race against time, tries to find an anti-Christmas gesture for Pete in Gesture Trader. Meanwhile, this week’s A to Z of Me and My Dad transports us back to Christmas 1980, Daniel talks about his new GP and quashes the Kid’s efforts to get his number.
Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 7
17 December 2012
Too Late for Two Rivers
This week, the spectacularly unsuccessful search for an anti-Christmas gesture for listeners Pete and Victoria continues in Gesture Trader, while the Kid's sartorial advice comes too late to save Two Rivers from attending his work's Christmas do in his Next 2005 Summer season range tan shoes, and there's the welcome return of The A to Z of Me and My Dad.
Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 6
10 December 2012
Bombay Mix Reflux
This week, Daniel prepares for the coming snow, carefully explains why he couldn't date a disfigured woman, and rues being able to replace his lost gloves so easily.
Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 5
3 December 2012
The not so private compliment, Stockwell Soothsayer, Gesture Trader
This week, Daniel finds a private compliment paid to the Kid is not so private, tries to iron out the flaws in Gesture Trader, and tells us about the Stockwell Soothsayer, whose wholly inaccurate death predictions had much of SW9 fearing for their lives.
Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 4
26 November 2012
Things the Kid Said, Gesture Trader, The Beard, Lockets
This week, in addition to disputing The Kid’s assertion that they have struck up a rapport and persisting with his unconvincing beard, Daniel launches Gesture Trader, a forum where listeners can trade gestures and affectations. Do you have an action, a movement, that you think you’ve taken as far as you can? What kind of gesture are you looking to replace it with? Gesture Trader could be just what you’re looking for.
Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 3
19 November 2012
Handshake Rehabilitation, Doorless bedroom, P for Passport
This week, Daniel takes heart from a week slowly rebuilding his handshaking technique after last week’s weak flesh-pressing, while a listener regales the show with a bizarre tale of viewing a flat with a door less bedroom and naked pictures of other men. Meanwhile, it’s the letter 'P' for Passport in this week’s A to Z of Me and My Dad.
Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 2
12 November 2012
Body warmers, erratic handshakes
This week, while dealing with The Kid’s seemingly interminable questions, Daniel tries to persuade middle-aged men to lose their body warmers, whilst getting his recent limp-wristed handshakes back on track.
Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 1
5 November 2012
Skrtel mouth, Introducing 'The Kid', A to Z of Me and My Dad
Daniel is back with a new show.
This week, Daniel tries to work out how it is a man fifteen years younger than him came to think it was okay to tell Daniel about his sexploits. Meanwhile, in The A to Z of Me and My Dad, in which he uses the alphabet to explore his relationship with his dad, Daniel goes back to 1989 to look at the letter N.
