Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available - BUMPER Christmas Annual 2015 Ep 110 (1 of 5)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

(1 of 5) 20 December 2015

Day 1 of a 5-day Christmas Countdown sees our little known host digging in his heels over refusing to take his Imaginary Son to see the new Star Wars film.

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Guests Clay Lowe (@soulcruzer) talks to Daniel about his Grinch-like festive outlook, whilst amateur horticulturalist Beth (@MissPinks) of allcominguproses.com takes Daniel on a winter walk through Battersea Park in southwest London.

To support the show, Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available has teamed up with tastecard+ giving you the chance to get your very own tastecard free for one month or just £1 for three months. tastecard+ has everything from discounted hotels; theatre offers; special dining discounts at trusted high street outlets, Michelin Star and AA Rosette restaurants.

All you have to do to get your free trial is go to tastecard.co.uk/trial  and sign up.

You can also support the show with a secure donation via Paypal. Alternatively, by clicking on the Amazon link on this website, you can do your Christmas shopping as normal and a small percentage of your purchase trickles back to the show at no extra cost to you.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Summer Special 2015

23 August 2015

The glass is tall

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

In this 2015 Summer Special, the latte ponce is joined by old classmate Micky Boyd and the muscular-backed 'The Kid' as they discuss memorable summers, great summer soundtracks and The Kid's recent charity work. And unhinged eighties man The Chin makes a special and rather pointless guest appearance.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 89 Resonance FM S2 E23

23 February 2015

The glass is tall

(23/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.
 
Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, Daniel gets some tough love at a meeting, whilst a blind man inflicts further humiliation upon our little known hyperlocal radio host. And we visit SW8’s finest café, ask, “How clean is your mantelpiece?” and will new beer dump sensation Paul Minns successfully defend his title in the SW8 Beer Dump?

Follow Daniel on Twitter @1607WestEgg
And Facebook.com/DanielRuizTizon
Engineer: Chris Dixon

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 85 Resonance FM S2 E19

26 January 2015

The glass is tall

(19/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, ‘the Kid’ updates us on his muscular back,and a listener with EIGHT mantelpieces submits a selection of their ledges for ‘How Clean is Your Mantelpiece?’. All that and more, including the latest SW8 Beer Dump. Will Kestrel Super can sharing size occupy that dumping spot atop the lockable suggestion box outside the vet’s or will the slow gentrification of Stockwell mean another disturbing appearance for a post-modern ponce beer?
With Nick Bryan.

Keep an original radio show going. To support the show, visit www.1607westegg.wordpress.com and click on the PayPal link.

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And Facebook.com/DanielRuizTizon
Engineer: Chris Dixon

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 81 Bumper Christmas Annual

Resonance FM S2 E15

22 December 2014

The glass is tall

(15/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available – Bumper Christmas Annual

A 90 minute Christmas special in front of a specially invited studio audience sees Daniel and engineer number one Chris Dixon joined by Katherine Johnston from fellow Resonance show, Very Loose Women.

Acclaimed podcasters Jack McInroy and Steve Walsh from South London Hardcore will be bringing us their south London christmas memories and a round up of christmas in the eleven recognised boroughs. Writer-performer Roisin Rae will tell us why she likes Christmas traditions and novelist, the lovely Mr William Stafford gives us a Christmas ghost story. And last but not least, the contrasting physiques of The Kid and Micky Boyd will be live in the studio telling you how to lose those extra Christmas pounds.

Follow Daniel on Twitter @1607WestEgg
And Facebook.com/DanielRuizTizon
Engineer: Chris Dixon

CHANNEL CHRISTMAS

7.00am – In the Wild Dolphins with Robin Williams (1994) Documentary (Jack McInroy)

8.00am – Home Alone (1990) (The Kid) An 8-year-old boy who is accidentally left behind while his family flies to France for Christmas must defend his home against idiotic burglars.

9.50am – Tom and Jerry – The Night Before Christmas (1941) (Me)

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. But Jerry emerges from his hole avoiding a Christmas-themed mousetrap placed by his hole.

10am The Littlest Hobo (Chris Dixon)

10.30am Blankety Blank Christmas Special with Terry Wogan (Chrissie Plummer)

11am Star Wars Christmas Special (@eops)

12pm Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) (@NickMB) The Muppet characters tell their

                version of the classic tale of an old and bitter miser's redemption on Christmas Eve.

1.25pm Christmas Appeal from @boydie71 for his favourite Endangered Hirsute Beefcakes

                charity – filmed in the garage where he works out on the Kent, south east London 

                borders.

1.30pm Charlie Brown Christmas Special (Steve Walsh)

2.10pm World’s Strongest Man (@paulsdavies)

3.30pm Doctor Who with David Tennant (@NickMB)

4.00pmLarry Grayson’s Generation Game Christmas Special (@HiggsBoson1)

5.30pm   Happy Days.  ‘Guess Who’s Coming to Christmas?’ (Me)

The Fonz is all alone at Christmas but he’s too proud to let anyone invite him over to spend it with their families.

6.00pm Eastenders 1986 Christmas Special Part 1 (Katherine Johnston)

               First of a two-part classic EastEnders episode written by the late Tony Holland that                  

               broke the record for British soap viewing. Over 30 million people tuned in on

               Christmas Day 1986 to see Dirty Den give divorce papers to his long suffering wife

               Ange. But it isn't all fun and frolics, as Arthur Fowler finds Christmas cheer all too

  much.

6.30pm Porridge (Film, 1979) (@mostlygrumpy) Long time Slade prison inmate Fletcher is ordered by Grouty to arrange a football match between the prisoners and an all-star celebrity team. Fletcher is unaware that the match is only a diversion so that an escape can take place.

8.00pm Eastenders 1986 Christmas Special Part 2 (Katherine Johnston)

8.30pm Steptoe and Son – A Perfect Christmas (1974) (@boydie71)

Harold wants to go to Switzerland for Christmas whilst Albert, as usual, prefers Bognor, though he is persuaded to go provided they sail, rather than fly. However he has no passport and when Harold finds his birth-certificate in order to get him one, it turns out that Albert is the illegitimate son of the muffin man and the picture of his supposed father is really Gladstone.

9.15pm The Corridor People (@gomesharris)

A short-lived surreal detective adventure centred around the exploits of security agents Scrotty & Kronk and their battles with the evil but seductive Syrie Van Epp.

10.15pm – The Haunting (1963) (@the_overfed)

A scientist doing research on the paranormal invites two women to a haunted mansion. One of the participants soon starts losing her mind.

Midnight     CLOSE

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 77 Resonance FM S2 E11

 24 November 2014 

The glass is tall

(11/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.
 
Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, Daniel reports on his first ever massage. Mitcham residents are cruelly tricked into thinking they’ve suddenly been parachuted into the borough of Wandsworth, while Nectar Points leviathan Paul S Davies returns with news on his latest stockpiling of store points. Meantime, over in the café, the new younger waiters are attempting to adjust to winter in what in addition to being SW8’s finest café, may also be the coldest.

Twitter @1607WestEgg
Engineer: Chris Dixon

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 73 Resonance FM S2 E07

27 October 2014

The glass is tall

(7/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, Daniel’s latest read from a charity shop presents him with more formidable hygiene issues, while The Kid looks to return to his squats, despite the extra large right thigh already forcing him to have a new suit altered. There’s Daniel’s latest nectar points update, a return to the café for a report on the new waiter’s alarming over familiar tendencies, and last but not least, the latest SW8 Beer Dump. Can current champion Owen Pomery hang onto his Beer Dump crown?

Twitter @1607WestEgg

Engineer: Chris Dixon

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 71 Resonance FM S2 E05

 13 October 2014 

The glass is tall

(5/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, Daniel looks at a new study into life after death. The Kid tries to claw back some of the money spent on his petrol blue suit by ensuring girlfriend Midnight Blue covers dinner, and we’re back in the café, which this week sees the return of the long absent ‘Ustinov’, South Lambeth’s finest raconteur.

Engineer: Chris Dixon

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 66 Resonance FM S1 E23

28 July 2014 

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

(23/23)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

23 shows
18 with an orthodontal brace
93,600 words at serious risk of being mispronounced
8 attempts on average every week to get through Resonance’s temperamental electric gates 184 attempts in total
92 buses
432 pre-show blasts of his nasal inhaler

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 64 Resonance FM S1 E21

14 July 2014

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

(21/23)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, Daniel looks back at the World Cups of his life time, contrasting where he expected to be by the time each tournament came around with where he actually was, while  Mr 35,000 points, Paul S Davies, is back to take himself on in the latest Nectar Points Challenge.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 63 Resonance FM S1 E20

7 July 2014

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

(20/23)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, there are the latest additions to the Pens Hall of Fame. Daniel is back in the café where Future Me is finding getting his free sports supplement from Sunday Correspondent hasn’t been as easy as he’d thought it would be. And the Kid updates us on how his muscular back is coming along this summer.  All this plus arts journalist and fiction writer Laura Barnett with her South London in Sixty Seconds and Conversations Overheard then Broadcasted on Little Heard Radio Show.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 62 Resonance FM S1 E19

 30 June 2014 

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

(19/23)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, exemplary napkin use in the café from a bald man, while Daniel notes that cliques in SW8’s finest Portuguese café appear to be formed on surgically enhanced and non-surgically enhanced lines. Plus the latest Nectar Points update and Things the Kid tweeted about his body.

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16 June 2014

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

(17/23)

The Brace Period 30

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, who’d be a dove? The arrival of a new deeply flawed soft close toilet seat brings problems. And with more and more people forced to rent privately, and an ageing population, is there a place for stairlifts in this city of poorly converted flats? Meanwhile, Clapham tries too hard, there’s another £10 Nectar Points Challenge, and the introduction of new feature, South London in sixty seconds.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 58 Resonance FM S1 E15

2 June 2014 

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

(15/23)

The Brace Period 28

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, Daniel travels on south London’s worst bus, while Guy’s Hospital reclaims the title of the world’s tallest hospital. There’s a visit to the Café and Daniel’s latest Nectar Points Update, in which Mr 35,000, listener Paul S Davies takes up the £10 Nectar Points Challenge, while Vauxhall’s mid-life crisis deepens.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 55 Resonance FM S1 E12

12 May 2014

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

(12/23)

The Brace Period 25

This week, Daniel recalls the Eurovision slap of ’76, takes the word ‘funky’ to task, and introduces a new feature, ‘Micky Boyd: Lodger’. Also includes regular favourites Nectar Points update and Tales from the Café in which the big question this week is, ‘Can you put a price on sick’?

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 54 Resonance FM S1 E11

5 May 2014

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm

(11/23)

The Brace Period 24

This week, Daniel is unconvinced by frosted bathroom windows, personal trainers in south London’s parks and bemused by a poster of Arsenal’s 2002 double winners for sale at a newsagents in Morden. All this as well as regular favourites, Nectar Points Update, Tales from the Café and the Renting Hall of Infamy.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 53 Resonance FM S1 E10

28 April 2014 

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm

(10/23)

The Brace Period 23

The show returns after its Easter break to find there’s a new waiter in the café. Daniel also imagines a world where a shadowy middle aged hair reviewing agency pulls men with ridiculous Welleresque hairstyles off the streets and interrogates them about their preposterous hair. There are all manner of updates, nectar points, hair and most importantly of all perhaps, a show update, another renting hall of infamy and it’s farewell from the Kid as the muscular backed one and Daniel finally go their separate ways.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 47 Resonance FM S1 E04

10 March 2014 

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com

(4/23)

The Brace Period 17

This week Daniel tells us why he feels the 77 bus is such a disappointing route and finds his anonymity in the café is in danger of being eroded. Also includes regular favourites Nectar Points Update and Things the Kid Said.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 38

26 August 2013

The Brace Period 11

In SW8, Cosmetically Enhanced Woman is back with her latest new face. Meanwhile, Daniel tweaks his latte takeaway transportation technique to minimise the on the bus spillages he’s been incurring, while an accidental coffee spillage at home sees Daniel realising that by remaining in wet trousers, he can prepare for the care home years.

The south London latte ponce also talks about the greatest hour of TV he’s ever seen, and asks too if the summer was everything you’d hoped it would be.

Regular favourites, Nectar Points Update, The Kid and Even Older Than Me are all present for the end of summer show, joined by new feature, ‘A Great Place to Kiss’ in which listeners are invited to tell us a place they dream of kissing at.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 32

15 July 2013

The Brace Period 5

This week, Daniel, just one of 982 non-tattooed men left in the UK, worries about the extensive redevelopment of his spiritual home of SW8, has a disappointing run in with his “interim” GP on the streets of Camberwell, and asks whether the gates of Heaven were open to Early Man.

There’s also a Nectar Points update, The Kid, Even Older than Me and “the Mouth” of the South East, and author the Lovely Mr William Stafford (copyright Micky Boyd) touches base.