Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available - BUMPER Christmas Annual 2015 Ep 110 (1 of 5)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

(1 of 5) 20 December 2015

Day 1 of a 5-day Christmas Countdown sees our little known host digging in his heels over refusing to take his Imaginary Son to see the new Star Wars film.

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Guests Clay Lowe (@soulcruzer) talks to Daniel about his Grinch-like festive outlook, whilst amateur horticulturalist Beth (@MissPinks) of allcominguproses.com takes Daniel on a winter walk through Battersea Park in southwest London.

Guests Clay Lowe (@soulcruzer) talks to Daniel about his Grinch-like festive outlook, whilst amateur horticulturalist Beth (@MissPinks) of allcominguproses.com takes Daniel on a winter walk through Battersea Park in southwest London.

To support the show, Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available has teamed up with tastecard+ giving you the chance to get your very own tastecard free for one month or just £1 for three months. tastecard+ has everything from discounted hotels; theatre offers; …

To support the show, Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available has teamed up with tastecard+ giving you the chance to get your very own tastecard free for one month or just £1 for three months. tastecard+ has everything from discounted hotels; theatre offers; special dining discounts at trusted high street outlets, Michelin Star and AA Rosette restaurants.

All you have to do to get your free trial is go to tastecard.co.uk/trial  and sign up.

You can also support the show with a secure donation via Paypal. Alternatively, by clicking on the Amazon link on this website, you can do your Christmas shopping as normal and a small percentage of your purchase trickles back to the show at no extra cost to you.

 

 

 

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Summer Special 2015

23 August 2015

The glass is tall

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

In this 2015 Summer Special, the latte ponce is joined by old classmate Micky Boyd and the muscular-backed 'The Kid' as they discuss memorable summers, great summer soundtracks and The Kid's recent charity work. And unhinged eighties man The Chin makes a special and rather pointless guest appearance.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 85 Resonance FM S2 E19

26 January 2015

The glass is tall

(19/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, ‘the Kid’ updates us on his muscular back,and a listener with EIGHT mantelpieces submits a selection of their ledges for ‘How Clean is Your Mantelpiece?’. All that and more, including the latest SW8 Beer Dump. Will Kestrel Super can sharing size occupy that dumping spot atop the lockable suggestion box outside the vet’s or will the slow gentrification of Stockwell mean another disturbing appearance for a post-modern ponce beer?
With Nick Bryan.

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Engineer: Chris Dixon


Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 77 Resonance FM S2 E11

 24 November 2014 

The glass is tall

(11/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.
 
Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, Daniel reports on his first ever massage. Mitcham residents are cruelly tricked into thinking they’ve suddenly been parachuted into the borough of Wandsworth, while Nectar Points leviathan Paul S Davies returns with news on his latest stockpiling of store points. Meantime, over in the café, the new younger waiters are attempting to adjust to winter in what in addition to being SW8’s finest café, may also be the coldest.

Twitter @1607WestEgg
Engineer: Chris Dixon


Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 71 Resonance FM S2 E05

 13 October 2014 

The glass is tall

(5/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, Daniel looks at a new study into life after death. The Kid tries to claw back some of the money spent on his petrol blue suit by ensuring girlfriend Midnight Blue covers dinner, and we’re back in the café, which this week sees the return of the long absent ‘Ustinov’, South Lambeth’s finest raconteur.

Engineer: Chris Dixon


Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 54 Resonance FM S1 E11

5 May 2014

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm

(11/23)

The Brace Period 24

This week, Daniel is unconvinced by frosted bathroom windows, personal trainers in south London’s parks and bemused by a poster of Arsenal’s 2002 double winners for sale at a newsagents in Morden. All this as well as regular favourites, Nectar Points Update, Tales from the Café and the Renting Hall of Infamy.

 

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 47 Resonance FM S1 E04

10 March 2014 

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com

(4/23)

The Brace Period 17

This week Daniel tells us why he feels the 77 bus is such a disappointing route and finds his anonymity in the café is in danger of being eroded. Also includes regular favourites Nectar Points Update and Things the Kid Said.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 40

 23 September 2013

The Brace Period 13

This week, a lost nectar card is replaced, with some difficulty, while a horrific picture of Daniel gets circulated. The latte ponce also struggles to track down an original 4-fingered Kit Kat, while a finger nail breaks inside Even Older Than Me, and The Kid attempts to salvage a fast disappearing hairline.

 

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 33

22 July 2013

The Brace Period 6

This week, Daniel, latte ponce extraordinaire and just one of 982 non-tattooed men left in the UK, witness the origins of a future shag unfold on the upper deck of a South East London bound bus, experiences in store difficulties with his new faux leather wallet, and the Kid asks that question we’ve all asked from time to time, “is the Wagon Wheel a chocolate or a biscuit”?

There’s also a Nectar Points Update, and the return of Bilingual and the Mouth.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 24

15 April 2013    

Moonlighting GP receptionist

A week of changes. A GP's receptionist is moonlighting, Two Rivers tan shoes are no more, Chris T changes his twitter handle, the Kid's chronic throat condition has flared up again, taking our host's larynx with it, and Margaret Thatcher is dead.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 19

11 March 2013     

2UT and Bus Boarding Technique

This week, South London’s most available man reminisces about 2UT – the Bash Street Kids on acid – the worst school class he ever encountered, tells us about improvements to his bus boarding technique, and his concerns regarding the impending final handshake with The Kid, whilst there’s more 1970s comedy from the Broken Genius of the East Midlands, Billytworivers.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 14

4 February 2013    

Adenoid Face

An otherwise good podcast review leads Daniel to the doctor’s to discuss further rhinoplasty and mulling over whether he has the classic “Adenoid Face”, while the lovely Mr William Stafford makes his Available debut with a crotch-busting tale of woe.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 12

21 January 2013         

Unconvincing Snowmen, Murakami on Gatsby, Throat Infection, SW8

This week, Snowmen on Clapham Common, Murakami on writing and Gatsby, we delve deeper into the reasons for The Kid's throat infection, and a grim week in Vauxhall SW8 in the wake of the tragic helicopter crash.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 3

19 November 2012

Handshake Rehabilitation, Doorless bedroom, P for Passport

This week, Daniel takes heart from a week slowly rebuilding his handshaking technique after last week’s weak flesh-pressing, while a listener regales the show with a bizarre tale of viewing a flat with a door less bedroom and naked pictures of other men. Meanwhile, it’s the letter 'P' for Passport in this week’s A to Z of Me and My Dad.