Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available - BUMPER Christmas Annual 2015 Ep 111 (2 of 5)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

(2 of 5) 21 December 2015

Day 2 of Daniel’s 5-day Christmas Countdown sees Daniel tying to stamp out a cheesy thumbs up Fonzie-like gesture that has crept up on him, and he discusses why the macadamia nut reminds him of his favourite footballer of the last twenty years.

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Meanwhile, The Kid tells Daniel what gifts he would like for Christmas. Clay Lowe (@soulcruzer) is still failing to feel the festive season and South London Hardcore's Steve Walsh (@ventswhales) tells us why the 1982 Argos Catalogue effectively spelt the end for the old Christmas Annuals.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 76 Resonance FM S2 E10

17 November 2014

The glass is tall

(10/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

On this week’s show, news that a woman has saved a man’s life on a first date sees Daniel recall the time when whilst on a date himself he went to a woman’s aid after an accident only to see the event cast an unfavourable light on his OCD’s. There’s his latest Nectar points update, a visit to the café where Daniel wonders whether another of the café’s Silver Age waiters has quit, while Polly thinks boxing might be the way to toughen up Daniel’s imaginary son. And there’s the latest SW8 Beer Dump. Can Kestrel Super (sharing can size) be stopped?

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 66 Resonance FM S1 E23

28 July 2014 

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

(23/23)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

23 shows
18 with an orthodontal brace
93,600 words at serious risk of being mispronounced
8 attempts on average every week to get through Resonance’s temperamental electric gates 184 attempts in total
92 buses
432 pre-show blasts of his nasal inhaler

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 59 Resonance FM S1 E16

 9 June 2014

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

(16/23)

The Brace Period 29

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, there’s an epic Conversations Overheard then Broadcasted on little known radio show, Daniel gives us his weekly Nectar points update, consumes more lattes like the south London latte ponce that he is and lodger Micky Boyd, the man currently using the toilet under the stairs at his Lithuanian landlords on the south east London/Kent borders , talks to us about our rooms.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 52 Resonance FM S1 E09

14 April 2014

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com

(9/23)

The Brace Period 22

This week, Daniel reports on an anti-fried chicken eating on public transport crusader tries to clean up south London’s buses, visits the café, gives us a Nectar Points update, and it’s the battle of the backs as the Kid’s sculpted Y-shaped back goes up against that of 1970s circus strongman Micky Boyd’s.  Smooth back versus hairy back. Boufannt versus bald. New versus old. A battle for our times.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 49 Resonance FM S1 E06

 24 March 2014

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com

(6/23)

The Brace Period 19

This week, Daniel tells us why spring is probably the right time to start dating, deals with a probiotic drink quandary, and the Kid glimpses the inside of his girlfriend’s loaded purse.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 42

7 October 2013

Micky Boyd 2

Cult Please Don’t Hug Me figure Micky Boyd continues his guest presenting stint, this week delighting us with his take on leaves, swimming pools, a special maternity ship sailing outside of international waters. There’s also an update on his running club, and a false laugh on 23 minutes and 54 secs.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 41

30 September 2013

Micky Boyd 1

Cult Please Don’t Hug Me figure Micky Boyd guest presents this week, talking Fast Zombies, Weller – he loves a bit of Weller – theatre reviews, sparrows and boxing gloves in cars.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 40

 23 September 2013

The Brace Period 13

This week, a lost nectar card is replaced, with some difficulty, while a horrific picture of Daniel gets circulated. The latte ponce also struggles to track down an original 4-fingered Kit Kat, while a finger nail breaks inside Even Older Than Me, and The Kid attempts to salvage a fast disappearing hairline.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 39

16 September 2013

The Brace Period 12

Daniel returns from a summer sabbatical with a smaller desk and the musical tastes of a man half his age.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 37

19 August 2013

The Brace Period 10

This week, the café is almost swept away by a flood as Daniel marks his twelfth anniversary there; a throwaway remark by Micky Boyd makes it difficult for Daniel to find an appropriate facial expression whilst comforting someone who’s suffered a bereavement, and there’s big news for the podcast.

There’s also a Nectar Points Update as Daniel pushes through the magical 500 barrier; The Kid comes to terms with his girlfriend spending less on his birthday than he spent on hers, and Even Older than Me has a casual liaison with a girl with webbed feet.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 34

29 July 2013

The Brace Period 7

This week, Daniel, latte ponce extraordinaire and just one of 982 non-tattooed men left in the UK, talks dental braces dating sites, avoids Stockwell’s public urinator extraordinaire, eulogises the “cortado”, one of the world’s great coffees, and gets a listener’s recollections on South Lambeth Road in the 80s.

There’s also a Nectar Points Update, more on Rachel and Eduardo – a shag story, Wagon Wheel – biscuit or chocolate, The Kid, and sometime show resident poet BillyTwoRivers9 runs us through the rather moving, not to mention expensive, final fall of failing rock star Donnie Vie.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 30

1 July 2013          

The Brace Period 3

This week, Daniel suggests an Intermediate Range of food for those slowly pulling themselves out of financial trouble before they move onto proper food again, SW8’s “Fone Doctor” is away, there’s a Future Me sighting, more Early Man questions and Prince of the Narcissists - The Kid - fails to make the most of a romantic rain sodden night out with his lady.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 29

24 June 2013    

The Brace Period 2

This week, Daniel finds himself sidelined as The Kid makes a new friend that’s even older than the South London Latte Ponce. There’s also hairdressing tips for the middle aged, some high calibre Nectar Points accrual, South London facts that can’t be verified, and more tales from Little Portugal and the SW8 café involving Veteran Waitress and favourites, The Chin Fissures.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 28

17 June 2013    

The Brace Period 1

This week, as the brace era kicks off in earnest, Daniel talks the Nectar Points coupon that got away, soft foods, the Spanish civil war, and there’s an awful lot of bus talk.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 27

6 May 2013                  

Tissues on a bus

This week, a stranger hands Daniel tissues on a bus and the half man, half P45 returns to his childhood church for a funeral and explains why he hasn’t taken communion for over 25 years.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 24

15 April 2013    

Moonlighting GP receptionist

A week of changes. A GP's receptionist is moonlighting, Two Rivers tan shoes are no more, Chris T changes his twitter handle, the Kid's chronic throat condition has flared up again, taking our host's larynx with it, and Margaret Thatcher is dead.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 21

25 March 2013    

Barbershop scouting, Thumbless cashier

On this week’s podcast, the recovering rhinoplasty addict sources a potential barbershop for his next haircut, beats himself up over an awkward encounter with a thumb less cashier and celebrates his third twitter birthday. Also featuring the broken genius of the East Midlands, BillyTwoRivers9, who discusses his influence on the pre-coach crash works of Bucks Fizz.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 20

18 March 2013   

Internal Kit Kat breakage, The Kid, King's Reach Tower

South London’s most available man recalls his family’s “iron horse” moment from the long hot summer of ’95 (why is it they’re always long hot summers?), the Kit Kat internal breakage and fly button controversies with The Kid, the demise of King’s Reach Tower – the home of Fleetway Comics, Gesture Trader makes a surprise low key return and somewhat grimly, the Stockwell Strangler.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 19

11 March 2013     

2UT and Bus Boarding Technique

This week, South London’s most available man reminisces about 2UT – the Bash Street Kids on acid – the worst school class he ever encountered, tells us about improvements to his bus boarding technique, and his concerns regarding the impending final handshake with The Kid, whilst there’s more 1970s comedy from the Broken Genius of the East Midlands, Billytworivers.