Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available - BUMPER Christmas Annual 2015 Ep 114 (5 of 5)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

(5 of 5) Christmas Eve 2015

Day 5, the last of Daniel’s 5-day countdown to Christmas sees Micky Boyd (@boydie71) complete the listings for his once a year Channel Christmas. Clay Lowe (@soulcruzer)  ever so slightly de-grinches upon his return to his family after flying down from Scotland, while Des O’ Connor’s number one fan The Chin (@roozerchin) is on the end of a Skype line in a heavily-censored interview. And writer-broadcaster Bibi Lynch (@BibiLynch) and our little known now podcast host discuss Christmases that stood out for both memorable and poignant reasons.

To support the show, Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available has teamed up with tastecard+ giving you the chance to get your very own tastecard free for one month or just £1 for three months. tastecard+ has everything from discounted hotels; theatre offers; special dining discounts at trusted high street outlets, Michelin Star and AA Rosette restaurants.

All you have to do to get your free trial is go to tastecard.co.uk/trial  and sign up.

You can also support the show with a secure donation via Paypal. Alternatively, by clicking on the Amazon link on this website, you can do your Christmas shopping as normal and a small percentage of your purchase trickles back to the show at no extra cost to you.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 92 Resonance FM S2 E26

16 March 2015

The glass is tall

(26/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, our little known hyperlocal radio host loses it at the library, discusses the radish at considerable length and there’s the first International Beer Dump.

Follow Daniel on Twitter @1607WestEgg
And Facebook.com/DanielRuizTizon
Engineer: Chris Dixon

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 87 Resonance FM S2 E21

9 February 2015

The glass is tall

(21/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

It is fundraising week at Resonance and Daniel and Katherine let you know how you can help support the station and bring you details of the live fundraising events happening across London.

Oblivious to this is The Kid who updates us on the continuing disparity in size of his two upper thighs. And there are regular favourites,“How clean is your mantelpiece?” and the latest SW8 Beer Dump.
 
With Katherine Johnston.

Keep an original radio show going. To support the show, visit www.1607westegg.wordpress.com and click on the PayPal link.

Follow Daniel on Twitter @1607WestEgg
And Facebook.com/DanielRuizTizon
Engineer: Chris Dixon

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 84 Resonance FM S2 E18

19 January 2015

The glass is tall

(18/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, ‘The Kid’ appears to come up against his own Kid as he gets into an argument at his gym when a fellow gym goer breaks ‘back etiquette’. Daniel also has his latest nectar points update, and there’s another #mantelpiece submission as our little known hosts asks,  “How clean is your mantelpiece?” Meantime, over in SW8’s finest café, the man hugging is getting out of control, and can anybody stop three-time champion Nick Bryan in this week’s SW8 Beer Dump?

With Bibi Lynch.

Keep an original radio show going. To support the show, visit www.1607westegg.wordpress.com and click on the PayPal link.

Follow Daniel on Twitter @1607WestEgg
And Facebook.com/DanielRuizTizon
Engineer: Chris Winstanley

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 83 Resonance FM S2 E17

12 January 2015

The glass is tall

(17/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, Daniel fears the café have launched a new attempt to cut back on his latte nursing times. The Kid focuses on continuing the long-term project of shaping his calves as he looks to get over his recent break up.  Daniel also asks, “How Clean is your mantelpiece?”, a new feature where our little known host studies the cleanliness of your mantelpiece pictures. And will anybody claim the 250g bottle of Poundland Simple Baby Pure Talc that awaits the first SW8 Beer Dump champion of 2015?  

Follow Daniel on Twitter @1607WestEgg
And Facebook.com/DanielRuizTizon
Engineer: Chris Winstanley

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 82 Resonance FM S2 E16

5 January 15

The glass is tall

(16/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

Daniel returns after the Christmas break to bring us his first store points update of the year and begins a fourteenth year of necking lattes and tipping frugally in his regular Portuguese café in SW8. Meanwhile, retro beefcake Micky Boyd is a studio guest tonight, debuting a new, soon to be underwhelming feature entitled Special, in which guests reveal a spot that occupies a special place in their hearts. And can Nick Bryan, the only two times SW8 Beer Dump winner become the first champion to successfully defend their beer dump title?

Follow Daniel on Twitter @1607WestEgg
And Facebook.com/DanielRuizTizon
Engineer: Chris Winstanley

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 74 Resonance FM S2 E08

3 November 2014

The glass is tall

(8/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, Daniel endures another journey on the 322, London’s worst bus route, and employs a new page turning technique to get through the germ-ridden charity book recently given to him. And a magnificent new jaw line appears in the café that may come to rival old favourites The Chin Fissures in years to come.

Twitter: @1607WestEgg

Engineer: Chris Dixon

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 72 Resonance FM S2 E06

20 October 2014

The glass is tall

(6/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, free NHS screenings come to South Lambeth library but OCD freak Daniel wonders if this really is the ideal venue to get checked out. ‘Stockwell Square’ officially opens, while in the café, the new Bearded Waiter gets a little overfamiliar with the regulars.  All that, plus Future Me Alerts, listener emails and the SW8 Beer Dump.

Twitter @1607WestEgg

Engineer: Chris Dixon

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 71 Resonance FM S2 E05

 13 October 2014 

The glass is tall

(5/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, Daniel looks at a new study into life after death. The Kid tries to claw back some of the money spent on his petrol blue suit by ensuring girlfriend Midnight Blue covers dinner, and we’re back in the café, which this week sees the return of the long absent ‘Ustinov’, South Lambeth’s finest raconteur.

Engineer: Chris Dixon

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 70 Resonance FM S2 E04

 6 October 2014 

The glass is tall

(4/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, Daniel looked at how pillows can age you. The latte ponce also goes on a Dentyl mouthwash scouting trip, while a sharing can size of Kestrel Super appears just metres away from Stockwell’s expensive new square. Elsewhere, ‘the Kid’ tries to offset the cost of his expensive petrol blue wedding suit by ensuring girlfriend Midnight Blue pays for the bulk of their nights out, while Daniel contemplates enrolling his imaginary son in a boxing gym.

Engineer: Chris Dixon

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 68 Resonance FM S2 E02

22 September 2014

The glass is tall

(2/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, as we move into the autumn, Daniel looks back at the greatest winter coat of his life and puts himself forward as a library book inspector. The latte ponce also looks at Motability Scooter safety and discusses his latest disastrous haircut ahead of a wedding where a flu-ridden magician makes him participate in card tricks.

Engineer: Chris Dixon

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 66 Resonance FM S1 E23

28 July 2014 

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

(23/23)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

23 shows
18 with an orthodontal brace
93,600 words at serious risk of being mispronounced
8 attempts on average every week to get through Resonance’s temperamental electric gates 184 attempts in total
92 buses
432 pre-show blasts of his nasal inhaler

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 65 Resonance FM S1 E22

21 July 2014

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

(22/23)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, Daniel gives us his latest Nectar Points update. Has he emerged from his prolonged store points slump? And he tells us why it’s always a ‘no’ from him to the Lambeth Country Show as the annual event marks its fortieth anniversary. The latte ponce also looks at how shrinking accommodation is likely to impact on the country’s hat industry, and he’s back in the café that holds out against all the sweeping changes taking place in SW8 like Asterix’s village against the Romans.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 64 Resonance FM S1 E21

14 July 2014

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

(21/23)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, Daniel looks back at the World Cups of his life time, contrasting where he expected to be by the time each tournament came around with where he actually was, while  Mr 35,000 points, Paul S Davies, is back to take himself on in the latest Nectar Points Challenge.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 63 Resonance FM S1 E20

7 July 2014

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

(20/23)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, there are the latest additions to the Pens Hall of Fame. Daniel is back in the café where Future Me is finding getting his free sports supplement from Sunday Correspondent hasn’t been as easy as he’d thought it would be. And the Kid updates us on how his muscular back is coming along this summer.  All this plus arts journalist and fiction writer Laura Barnett with her South London in Sixty Seconds and Conversations Overheard then Broadcasted on Little Heard Radio Show.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 62 Resonance FM S1 E19

 30 June 2014 

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

(19/23)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, exemplary napkin use in the café from a bald man, while Daniel notes that cliques in SW8’s finest Portuguese café appear to be formed on surgically enhanced and non-surgically enhanced lines. Plus the latest Nectar Points update and Things the Kid tweeted about his body.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 61 Resonance FM S1 E18

27 June 2014

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

(18/23)

The Post-Brace Era

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, the dawn of the post-brace era sees Daniel stumble upon a new disturbing sunbathing phenomenon in Lambeth. Meanwhile, autumn babies are the hardest – it’s official. There’s the latest Nectar Points update as Daniel’s points accrual toils to break through the 200 points barrier. Illustrator Tim Bird gives us his South London in Sixty Seconds, while listeners submit their favourite biros into the pen hall of fame. And last but not least, there’s an all-too-rare-for-this-summer chin fissure sighting as we return to the café, and far too many mentions of modern man Micky Boyd.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 60 Resonance FM S1 E17

16 June 2014

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

(17/23)

The Brace Period 30

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, who’d be a dove? The arrival of a new deeply flawed soft close toilet seat brings problems. And with more and more people forced to rent privately, and an ageing population, is there a place for stairlifts in this city of poorly converted flats? Meanwhile, Clapham tries too hard, there’s another £10 Nectar Points Challenge, and the introduction of new feature, South London in sixty seconds.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 59 Resonance FM S1 E16

 9 June 2014

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

(16/23)

The Brace Period 29

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, there’s an epic Conversations Overheard then Broadcasted on little known radio show, Daniel gives us his weekly Nectar points update, consumes more lattes like the south London latte ponce that he is and lodger Micky Boyd, the man currently using the toilet under the stairs at his Lithuanian landlords on the south east London/Kent borders , talks to us about our rooms.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 58 Resonance FM S1 E15

2 June 2014 

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

(15/23)

The Brace Period 28

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, Daniel travels on south London’s worst bus, while Guy’s Hospital reclaims the title of the world’s tallest hospital. There’s a visit to the Café and Daniel’s latest Nectar Points Update, in which Mr 35,000, listener Paul S Davies takes up the £10 Nectar Points Challenge, while Vauxhall’s mid-life crisis deepens.