Appearing here 4th November.
Breaking News - Not So New Comedian of the Year 2024
I have made the Final of the Not So New Comedian of the Year 2024 national competition. The final is in Bloomsbury on Friday 7th June. Ticket links are on the gigs section of this site.
Borderline Disorder Podcast guest appearance
I'm a guest on this week's Borderline Disorder Podcast, hosted by Levy Lupu.
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This is NOT a Podcast - available to subscribers and supporters
This is NOT a Podcast, episodes 428 and 429, are now out and available to supporters and subscribers of my audio work. A look at the minutiae of life, my writing and regular bulletins on life as a comedian on the stand up comedy circuit, THE café, hygiene fails (plenty of those in south London) and more.
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When Shorts Were Short S3 E5 Barrie Tomlinson (Roy of the Rovers editor) chooses his all-time Comic Book Footballers X1
When Shorts Were Short concerns itself solely with what was actually a very narrow window in football history when teams wore, well, short shorts. The podcast takes 1954 as its starting point, when Umbro made their first England kit with shorter shorts, to 1992, when short shorts were all but finished as Umbro's baggy shorts for Tottenham's new kit, ahead of the '91 FA Cup Final, quickly caught on.
If the shorts weren't short, we don't talk about it.
In the first of two festive specials, this week’s guest is legendary comics editor Barrie Tomlinson, last on in Christmas 2020. Barrie enjoyed a long and illustrious career at Fleetway, initially as a writer. He worked as a sub-editor on Lion before becoming editor of Tiger in 1969 and then famously launching Roy of the Rovers in his own standalone and hugely successful title in 1976. Of course Barrie has worked many more titles than that, including the Daily Mirror football strip Scorer on which he spent 22 long years.
I asked Barrie if he fancied choosing his All-Time Comic Book Footballing X1, a traditional 1-11, no squad numbers and names on shirts, and only two subs allowed, something only introduced at the start of the 1987-88 season.
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Bexley Gig
I enjoyed headlining this. A very fun gig.
June Gigs
July - Bexley gig
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Latest News - gigs
Pictures from last night’s enjoyable Chuckle Deli gig. There were several dogs in the audience, including one heavy-breathing pug. Going up on stage in the dark, I buckled over one of the small dogs and almost ended up on the floor. That aside, a fun night.
CHUCKLE DELI - 25 May
25 May, appearing at
Chuckle Deli Comedy Club
Doors: 7.45pm
Show: 8pm
Tickets: bit.ly/4232CA8
The Lucas Arms
245A Gray's Inn Road
King's Cross
WC1X 8QY
Comedy Noir - Cost of Laughing Crisis, Bournemouth 7 May 2023
This Sunday, doing a 20-minute spot at Comedy Noir,
The Cost of Laughing Crisis
Venue:
The Zephyr
6a Christchurch Road BH1 3NE
Tickets: bit.ly/3pcSM11
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Live Rail Comedy, Broadstairs 4 May 2023
Doing a 10 spot here tomorrow night.
Mind the Gap Micropub
156 High Street
Broadstairs CT10 1JB
8pm
Tickets bit.ly/412HNEm
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Latest news - Dec '22
Hello everyone, in the words of New Order’s most underrated track, Sooner Than You Think, ‘It’s nice to be here’ .
Just a brief December update.
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My annual daily podcast advent calendar, recorded in 2014, Daniel Ruiz Tizon’s Advent Calendar can be found at HoldfastNetwork. I post links to the latest episode every morning on my socials, so look out for those. I’d encourage you not to binge listen. I recorded the show with the idea listeners would commit to the slow-burning show daily and the episodes were kept deliberately short.
When Shorts Were Short S3 E02 - David Hunt (editor of Scorcher, Battle, Speed, Eagle, Roy of the Rovers and more)
When Shorts Were Short concerns itself solely with what was actually a very narrow window in football history when teams wore, well, short shorts. The podcast takes 1954 as its starting point, when Umbro made their first England kit with shorter shorts, to 1992, when short shorts were all but finished as Umbro's baggy shorts for Tottenham's new kit, ahead of the '91 FA Cup Final, quickly caught on.
If the shorts weren't short, we don't talk about it.
My guest for this episode is one of the finest comic editors to ever come out of the UK, David Hunt. David joined Fleetway in 1961, working on a couple of picture library titles before joining Tiger, then already one of the country’s biggest weekly titles, where he worked under its founding editor Derek Birnage.
By 1970, still only in his mid-20s, David became editor of the new football comic Scorcher, though it styled itself as a football paper, and it’s his years on that title, still my favourite all-time football comic/paper, that made him one of those people I absolutely had to speak to when setting up this show.
David and I had a long chat about his childhood, growing up in bomb-devastated East London just after the War’s end, his journey into comics, his influences, the Scorcher years that kickstarted a long editorial career, and which in the early 90s saw him caught in the eye of the storm after Roy of the Rovers finally folded in controversial fashion. David, as he tells us, was unfairly blamed for the storyline that saw Roy lose his famous left leg and 30 years on, get the chance to right that.
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