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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 398 Mon 20 June 2022

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Another 7 days in the life of the latte ponce.

Talking dads, books, running, gigs, Star Wars Football, café and more.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 395 Mon 6 June 2022

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Another 7 days in the life of the latte ponce.

Talking gigs, lost glove, running, books, Star Wars Football, housing and more.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 394 Mon 30 May 2022

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Another 7 days in the life of the latte ponce.

Talking Champions League wipeout, gigs, running, Primal Scream sausages and Ludo '92, Forest back, roof dreams and more.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Eps 393 PATREON BONUS Fri 27 May 2022

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Another 7 days in the life of the latte ponce.

Talking gigs, origins of Judaism, Tuesday blues, running, books, ovens, books, rodents, Star Wars Football and more. 

Running time: 00:35:12

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 391 Mon 16 May 2022

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Another 7 days in the life of the latte ponce.

Talking dramatic fantasy sporting injuries, gigs, banana skin disposal, exchanging numbers etiquette and more.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 390 Fri 13 May 2022

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Another 7 days in the life of the latte ponce.

Talking Friday 13th confusion, trap rotation, fish that tastes like fish (nasty), gigging, books, dreams, Star Wars Football review/preview and more.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Eps 388 & 389 PATREON BONUSES 9 & 10 May 2022

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Two more Patreon bonus episodes have gone out exclusively to Patreon supporters, Ep 388 and 389.

Ep 388

Talking fantasy sporting injuries, gigs, Sourdough controversy, loud masticators, guitar on skateboard visual and more. 

Running time: 00:29:19


Ep 389

Talking Holmes, dinosaurs to birds, lost gigs, dreams, bleached socks, Star Wars Football and more. 

Running time: 00:45:31

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 385 Mon 2 May 2022

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Another 7 days in the life of the latte ponce.

This week, talking wellbeing, boxing, gigs, running, Star Wars Football, coffee, books and more.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 384 Mon 25 Apr 2022

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Another 7 days in the life of the latte ponce.

Talking gigs, books, wellbeing, coffee and more.

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With the website renewing for another year this weekend, please help to keep this work online for another 12 months. All donations, large or small, will go towards renewing it.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 377 Mon 14 Mar 2022

Now in its 10th year

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Another 7 days in the life of the latte ponce.

This week, gigging, books, Star Wars Football League Cup action, public throat clearing and more.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 375 Mon 28 Feb 2022

Now in its 10th year

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Another 7 days in the life of the latte ponce.

This week, running, gigs, mistaken identity x 2, Star Wars Football new season kicks off, coffee and more.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 371 Mon 31 Jan 2022

Now in its 10th year

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Another 7 days in the life of the latte ponce.

This week, heat rationing, hard swallows, hot water bottle meltdown, Moriarty overkill, books, running, coffee, Star Wars Football late season drama and more.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 369 Mon 17 Jan 2022

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Another 7 days in the life of the latte ponce.

This week, hygiene fails, star jumps, running, books, 'heinous' struggle, coffee, Star Wars Football and more.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 368 Mon 10 Jan 2022

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Another 7 days in the life of the latte ponce.

This week, oversized vitamin tablets, ‘Izzy Moreno’, pandemic dreams, coffee, books, internet searches and more.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 366 Mon 27 Dec 2021

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Another 7 days in the life of the latte ponce.

This week, under-the-weather, 'Tat-tween', toggage issues and more in the last show of the year.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 365 CHRISTMAS EVE 2021

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

CHRISTMAS EVE 2021 Special

Some festive housekeeping, a collapsible bed that actually collapses with our little-heard host in it, a brief Star Wars Christmas Cup final preview and more. Plus the hour-long 2018 The Café Chronicles Bumper Christmas Annual that aired on Resonance FM on Christmas Eve 2018, coming to you from the South Lambeth Portuguese café DRT has holed himself up in since the summer of 2001.

As the gentrification sweeping through Nine Elms and Vauxhall accelerates, The Café Chronicles documents the characters and community threatened by these changes. This packed festive edition features chin fissures, cartoon flattened pastries, leviathan eclairs, hairy chested waiters in open necked shirts shedding chest hair in customers coffees, and Old Twitter, the octogenarian couple with their newspapers breaking yesterday’s news today. And Daniel looks back at an old Christmas exchange with a café regular that kick-started the erosion of his long-prized anonymity in the café.

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