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NEW When Shorts Were Short S3 E01
When Shorts Were Short concerns itself solely with what was actually a very narrow window in football history when teams wore, well, short shorts. The podcast takes 1954 as its starting point, when Umbro made their first England kit with shorter shorts, to 1992, when short shorts were all but finished as Umbro's baggy shorts for Tottenham's new kit, ahead of the '91 FA Cup Final, quickly caught on.
If the shorts weren't short, we don't talk about it.
My guest for this Classic Kits episode is South American football historian Tim Vickery. For the last 25 years, Tim has been a staple of World Soccer Magazine, ESPN, Sports Illustrated and of course, the BBC’s cult radio show, The World Football Phone-In.
Tim chooses a selection of his favourite kits, which include a sash (you can’t beat a sash) and the history of the sash.
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Last few locations needed for comedy short shoot
Following on from last week’s post requesting potential locations for my short film (appreciate the social media shares), I’m just putting a callout for the few locations that I still haven’t found.
I’ve got one property to see which looks ideal for the shoot and will be able to use it for most of my interiors. However, I still need access to a block of flats so that I can film in the communal hallways, both on the ground floor and also a staircase.
If you’re able to help, or put me in touch with someone that can, please drop me an email with ‘comedy short’ in the title. Should the flat tenants/owners wish to appear in the comedy short as extras, as a thank you my end, that can be arranged.
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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available - Ep 319 Mon 12 Apr 2021
Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.
This week, ‘slim hands’ and loneliness.
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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available - Ep 318 Mon 5 Apr 2021
Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.
This start of the week, new builds, Bus ‘thank yous’, drones, books, pandemic dreams, motivation (lack of) and more.
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I’ve written my first column for Substack and will be writing regularly for them if all goes well. You can subscribe here: DRTsubstack
Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available - Ep 311 Mon 22 Feb 2021
Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.
This start of the week, Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.
This start of the week, Covid – the eBay variant.
Running time: 00:47:12
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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available - Ep 306 Mon 1 Feb 2021
Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.
This start of the week, glorious instant coffee, double masking, motivation (lack of), books and Nectar Points.
Running time: 00:48:53
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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 303 Mon 11 Jan 2021
Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.
This start of the week, tradesman fist bump, Sesame Street’s ‘The Count’, books, Zoom dread, locked in park with shopping bags and the latest Nectar Points update.
Running time: 00:58:13
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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 299 Mon 21 Dec 2020
Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.
With special guest, writer-broadcaster Bibi Lynch.
Running time: 01:03:55
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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 284 Mon 2 Nov 2020
Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.
In this week’s regular show, an unwanted visitor overshadows the show’s 8th anniversary.
Running time: 00:49:35
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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 268 Mon 14 Sept 2020
Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.
In this week’s regular episode, brush with Poundland customer causes alarm, the Stuart Surridge football, Azerbaijan Premier League saves Star Wars Football League after computer fixture generator balls-up, multi-hat wearing Bela Lugosi, ‘equivalent’ overload and the latest Nectar Points update.
Running time: 00:43:29
Ep 269, exclusive to Patreon supporters, is out on Thursday 17 Sept.
Support the podcast for just £6 or £3 a month @ patreon.com/drtavailable to listen to the weekly Thursday bonus Patreon episodes. You can also now select ‘The Toe Dipper’ tier of support, which will unlock every other Patreon Exclusive episode for you.
The podcast can also be supported with a donation via Paypal and the Patreon episode will be wetransferred to you.
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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 264 Mon 31 Aug 2020
Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.
In this week’s regular episode, precarious pandemic-era bus trips, ‘K-Lul-Loo’, donkeys, worrying signs the hoarders are back and the latest Nectar Points update.
Running time: 00:41:06
Ep 265, exclusive to Patreon supporters, is out on Thursday 3 Sept.
Support the podcast for just £6 or £3 a month @ patreon.com/drtavailable to listen to the weekly Thursday bonus Patreon episodes. You can also now select ‘The Toe Dipper’ tier of support, which will unlock every other Patreon Exclusive episode for you.
Everyone in the UK, EU and U.S. can now pledge in their local currency of Euros (€), British Pounds (£) or U.S. Dollars ($). This will help prevent you paying extra conversion fees from your bank or card when pledging in a currency that’s not your own.
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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 260 Mon 17 Aug 2020
Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.
In this week’s regular episode, Monday is especially ‘Monday’, troublesome armband woes continue, dream featuring ensemble cast and the latest Nectar Points.
Running time: 01:02:50
Ep 261, exclusive to Patreon supporters, is out on Thursday 20 August.
Become a Patron and get one bonus podcast episode every Thursday.
Everyone in the UK, EU and U.S. can now pledge in their local currency of Euros (€), British Pounds (£) or U.S. Dollars ($). This will help prevent you paying extra conversion fees from your bank or card when pledging in a currency that’s not your own.
Support the podcast for just £6 or £3 a month here patreon.com/drtavailable and for less than the price of two UK coffees (or a face mask), you can listen to the weekly Thursday Patreon episodes, as well as unlocking all the other bonus content, including brand new ‘The A to Z of Me and My Dad’ episodes. You can also now select ‘The Toe Dipper’ tier of support, which will unlock every other Patreon Exclusive episode for you.
The podcast can also be supported with a donation via Paypal and the Patreon episode will be wetransferred to you.
Twitter: @1607WestEgg
You can buy Daniel's book, "Me! Me! Me!" on Amazon .
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And please subscribe, rate and review the show on Apple Podcasts or any other platform you may be using to listen to the show.
Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 256 Mon 3 Aug 2020
Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.
In this week’s regular episode, celebrating a hygiene success, rapid bounce back from ‘Sloth Saturday’ calzone conversion disaster, The Chin’s Travel Tour reviews, uncle uses my aunt as a shield, and cheap Armband leads to running app mishap and another ADDENDUM.
Running Time: 01:01:06
Ep 257, exclusive to Patreon supporters, is out on Thursday 6 August.
Support the podcast for just $7 a month here patreon.com/drtavailable and for less than the price of two UK coffees (or a face mask), you can listen to the weekly Thursday Patreon episodes, as well as unlocking all the other bonus content, including brand new ‘The A to Z of Me and My Dad’ episodes. You can also now select ‘The Toe Dipper’ tier of support, which will unlock every other Patreon Exclusive episode for you.
The podcast can also be supported with a donation via Paypal (or Ko-fi) and the Patreon episode will be wetransferred to you.
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You can buy Daniel's book, "Me! Me! Me!" on Amazon .
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And please subscribe, rate and review the show on Apple Podcasts or any other platform you may be using to listen to the show.
Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 252 Mon 20 July 2020
Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.
In this week’s regular episode, distressing cat naps, police sirens, running, freelance life ads, face masking in the local shop and an unsettling addendum.
Running Time: 01:06:14
Ep 253, exclusive to Patreon supporters, is out on Thursday 23 July.
Support the podcast for just $7 a month here patreon.com/drtavailable and for less than the price of two UK coffees (or a face mask), you can listen to the weekly Thursday Patreon episodes, as well as unlocking all the other bonus content, including brand new ‘The A to Z of Me and My Dad’ episodes. You can also now select ‘The Toe Dipper’ tier of support, which will unlock every other Patreon Exclusive episode for you.
The podcast can also be supported with a donation via Paypal and the Patreon episode will be wetransferred to you.
Twitter: @1607WestEgg
You can buy Daniel's book, "Me! Me! Me!" on Amazon .
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And please subscribe, rate and review the show on Apple Podcasts or any other platform you may be using to listen to the show.
Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 248 Mon 6 July 2020
Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.
In this week’s regular episode, a year of milestones, midnight coffee, April ’89 and the latest Nectar Points update.
Running Time: 00:54:09
Ep 249, exclusive to Patreon supporters, is out on Thursday 9 July.
Support the podcast for just $7 a month here patreon.com/drtavailable and for less than the price of two UK coffees (or a face mask), you can listen to the weekly Thursday Patreon episodes, as well as unlocking all the other bonus content, including brand new ‘The A to Z of Me and My Dad’ episodes.
The podcast can also be supported with a donation via Paypal and the Patreon episode will be wetransferred to you.
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You can buy Daniel's book, "Me! Me! Me!" on Amazon .
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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 246 Mon 29 June 2020
Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.
In this week’s regular episode, Weetabix, deciphering scrawls, running route tweaked and RIP Mullet/BOUFFANT July 2019-June ‘20.
Running Time: 00:50:32
Ep 247, exclusive to Patreon supporters, is out on Thursday 1 July.
Support the podcast for just $7 a month here patreon.com/drtavailable and for less than the price of two UK coffees (or a face mask), you can listen to the weekly Thursday Patreon episodes, as well as unlocking all the other bonus content, including brand new ‘The A to Z of Me and My Dad’ episodes.
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