Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Ep 248 Mon 6 July 2020

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

In this week’s regular episode, a year of milestones, midnight coffee, April ’89 and the latest Nectar Points update.

Running Time: 00:54:09

Ep 249, exclusive to Patreon supporters, is out on Thursday 9 July.

Support the podcast for just $7 a month here patreon.com/drtavailable and for less than the price of two UK coffees (or a face mask), you can listen to the weekly Thursday Patreon episodes, as well as unlocking all the other bonus content, including brand new ‘The A to Z of Me and My Dad’ episodes.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available 'LIVE' - Ep 242 Mon 15 June 2020

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

In this week’s regular episode, running, a bucket hat, several hygiene fails, the Lidhell’s Brixton Pistons are back and three months of self-isolation come to an end as our-little heard host launches his BUBBLE.

Originally streamed LIVE on Mon 15 June 2020 at 10pm UK Time on Ramble FM.

Running Time: 00:58:32

Ep 243, exclusive to Patreon supporters, is out on Thursday 18 June.

Support the podcast for just $7 a month here patreon.com/drtavailable and for less than the price of two UK coffees (or a face mask), you can listen to the weekly Thursday Patreon episodes, as well as unlocking all the other bonus content, including brand new ‘The A to Z of Me and My Dad’ episodes.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available 'LIVE' - Ep 234 Mon 18 May 2020

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

This week, normality v normalcy, Ted Baker overwhelms social distancing exchange with neighbour, and the Brixton Lidhell Pistons, the most confrontational shop staff this side of the river.

Originally streamed LIVE on Mon 18 May 2020 at 22:00hrs on Ramble.FM.

Running Time: 00:54:54

Support the podcast for just $7 a month here patreon.com/drtavailable and for less than the price of two UK coffees (or a face mask), you can listen to this week’s 45-minute Patreon episode (235) now out, as well as unlocking all the other bonus content, including brand new ‘The A to Z of Me and My Dad’ episodes.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available - Ep 220 Thurs 20 Feb 2020

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

A milestone week.

Running Time: 00:51:49

Support the podcast for just $7 a month here patreon.com/drtavailable and for less than the price of two UK coffees, you can listen to this week’s full length 1hr 14 Patreon episode, as well as unlocking all the other bonus content and full-length weekly episodes of the podcast.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available - Ep 219 Thurs 13 Feb 2020

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

This week, some podcast housekeeping, 'the virus' and a Thursday that won't be forgotten in a hurry.

Running Time: 00:38:24

Support the podcast for just $7 a month here patreon.com/drtavailable and for less than the price of two UK coffees, you can listen to this week’s full length 1hr 22 Patreon episode, as well as unlocking all the other bonus content and full-length weekly episodes of the podcast.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available - Ep 215 Thurs 16 Jan 2020

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

This week, Tyson Fury – SEVEN times a day…eBay transaction gets complicated after a bereavement and octogenarian Spaniard put forward as my new hairdresser.

Running Time: 00:41:18

Support the podcast for just $7 a month here patreon.com/drtavailable and for less than the price of two UK coffees, you can listen to this week’s full length 1hr 28 Patreon episode, as well as unlocking all the other bonus content and full-length weekly episodes of the podcast.

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Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available - Ep 213 Thurs 2 Jan 2020

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

This week, shipwrecks, a deformed hat, another trip to the mysterious shop that keeps appearing in my dreams, short shorts and the unrealistic absence of cold sores in old Western films.

Running Time: 00:28:40

Support the podcast for just $7 a month here patreon.com/drtavailable and for less than the price of two UK coffees, you can listen to this week’s full length 1hr 15 Patreon episode, as well as unlocking all the other bonus content and full-length weekly episodes of the podcast.

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The Café Chronicles - starts Monday 6 August on Resonance 104.4 FM at 10am

The Café Chronicles, my new 10-part radio comedy series starts on Monday 6 August at 10am on Resonance 104.4FM (repeated at 6:30pm) and runs every weekday until Friday 17 August. 

Daniel Ruiz Tizon returns with a brand new series, presenting 10 x 5 daily missives from the South Lambeth Portuguese café he has holed himself up in since the summer of 2001. As the gentrification sweeping through Nine Elms and Vauxhall accelerates, The Café Chronicles documents the characters and community threatened by these changes.

It’s a world of tobacco, discarded chicken bones, faded denim, easily slighted personalities, exaggerated Mediterranean gesticulations and coffee, the glue that holds the old community together.

EPISODE LISTING

Monday 6 August 2018     

Episode 1 – The Handshake

Priding himself on a firm traditional handshake, a turned ankle on his way to the café leads to what is easily Daniel’s worst handshake of the year.

Written and presented by Daniel Ruiz Tizon.

Listen: Tune into Resonance 104.4 FM or via goo.gl/E6rhgs

Tuesday 7 August 2018

Episode 2 – Poor Butter Coverage

Daniel locks horns with a new waiter over the poor butter coverage on his Portuguese Toast.

Written and presented by Daniel Ruiz Tizon.

Listen: Tune into Resonance 104.4 FM or via goo.gl/E6rhgs

Wednesday 8 August 2018

Episode 3 – The Non-Handwashing

The weekly appearance of the non-handwashing Singing Spaniard has Daniel bemoaning the reluctance among the café’s regulars to embrace handwashing after using the loos.

Written and presented by Daniel Ruiz Tizon.

Listen: Tune into Resonance 104.4 FM or via goo.gl/E6rhgs

Thursday 9 August 2018

Episode 4 – The Hash Brown Ring Walk

The addition of the Hash Brown to the now all-day English breakfast, and the curious manner of its standalone delivery, over-complicates the café breakfast.

Written and presented by Daniel Ruiz Tizon.

Listen: Tune into Resonance 104.4 FM or via goo.gl/E6rhgs

Friday 10 August 2018

Episode 5 – The Towel

The salmon-coloured socks of a laughs-too-easily customer leads to a troubling, long-suppressed recollection for Daniel.

Written and presented by Daniel Ruiz Tizon.

Listen: Tune into Resonance 104.4 FM or via goo.gl/E6rhgs

Monday 13 August 2018

Episode 6 – Mistaken Bald Identity

The death of a bald regular revives uncomfortable memories for Daniel of the time he mistook another bald regular for the now deceased.

Written and presented by Daniel Ruiz Tizon.

Listen: Tune into Resonance 104.4 FM or via goo.gl/E6rhgs

Tuesday 14 August 2018

Episode 7 – The Reward Card

Daniel looks at the difficulties the introduction of a coffee reward card in the café has caused him.

Written and presented by Daniel Ruiz Tizon.

Listen: Tune into Resonance 104.4 FM or via goo.gl/E6rhgs

Wednesday 15 August 2018

Episode 8 – The Head Man of SW8

The unusually hot October evening back in 2011 when the Drunken Somalian abused the café regulars is recalled.

Written and presented by Daniel Ruiz Tizon.

Listen: Tune into Resonance 104.4 FM or via goo.gl/E6rhgs

Thursday 16 August 2018

Episode 9 – The Lamp Post Pole Dancer

The sun brings out the Lamp Post Pole Dancer and the ensuing chaos leads to Daniel having trouble getting his latte.

Written and presented by Daniel Ruiz Tizon.

Listen: Tune into Resonance 104.4 FM or via goo.gl/E6rhgs

Friday 17 August 2018

Episode 10 – The Nod

A ‘nod’ introduced into his prayers by an old teacher continues to cause Daniel problems, but its presence may have inadvertently led to a thawing out of the frosty relations between our host and the new waiter.

Last in the series.

Written and presented by Daniel Ruiz Tizon.

Listen: Tune into Resonance 104.4 FM or via goo.gl/E6rhgs

Sunday 19 August 2018

Omnibus - All 10 episodes aired at 10am

The A to Z of Me and My Dad Live

A sample from 'The A to Z of Me and My Dad' recorded live at Big Green Bookshop in 2015, featuring myself and with Brooks Livermore playing the role of my dad.