Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available - BUMPER Christmas Annual 2015 Ep 110 (1 of 5)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

(1 of 5) 20 December 2015

Day 1 of a 5-day Christmas Countdown sees our little known host digging in his heels over refusing to take his Imaginary Son to see the new Star Wars film.

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Guests Clay Lowe (@soulcruzer) talks to Daniel about his Grinch-like festive outlook, whilst amateur horticulturalist Beth (@MissPinks) of allcominguproses.com takes Daniel on a winter walk through Battersea Park in southwest London.

Guests Clay Lowe (@soulcruzer) talks to Daniel about his Grinch-like festive outlook, whilst amateur horticulturalist Beth (@MissPinks) of allcominguproses.com takes Daniel on a winter walk through Battersea Park in southwest London.

To support the show, Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available has teamed up with tastecard+ giving you the chance to get your very own tastecard free for one month or just £1 for three months. tastecard+ has everything from discounted hotels; theatre offers; …

To support the show, Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available has teamed up with tastecard+ giving you the chance to get your very own tastecard free for one month or just £1 for three months. tastecard+ has everything from discounted hotels; theatre offers; special dining discounts at trusted high street outlets, Michelin Star and AA Rosette restaurants.

All you have to do to get your free trial is go to tastecard.co.uk/trial  and sign up.

You can also support the show with a secure donation via Paypal. Alternatively, by clicking on the Amazon link on this website, you can do your Christmas shopping as normal and a small percentage of your purchase trickles back to the show at no extra cost to you.

 

 

 

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 90 Resonance FM S2 E24

2 March 2015

The glass is tall

(24/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, the Blob continues to swallow up Vauxhall, our little known hyperlocal radio host gets caught up in some over thanking, and post Live Aid-born The Kid is in the studio to discuss – at length – his physique.

 

 

 

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 72 Resonance FM S2 E06

20 October 2014

The glass is tall

(6/28)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose, is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, free NHS screenings come to South Lambeth library but OCD freak Daniel wonders if this really is the ideal venue to get checked out. ‘Stockwell Square’ officially opens, while in the café, the new Bearded Waiter gets a little overfamiliar with the regulars.  All that, plus Future Me Alerts, listener emails and the SW8 Beer Dump.

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Engineer: Chris Dixon

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 66 Resonance FM S1 E23

28 July 2014 

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

(23/23)

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

23 shows
18 with an orthodontal brace
93,600 words at serious risk of being mispronounced
8 attempts on average every week to get through Resonance’s temperamental electric gates 184 attempts in total
92 buses
432 pre-show blasts of his nasal inhaler


Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 61 Resonance FM S1 E18

27 June 2014

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

(18/23)

The Post-Brace Era

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, the dawn of the post-brace era sees Daniel stumble upon a new disturbing sunbathing phenomenon in Lambeth. Meanwhile, autumn babies are the hardest – it’s official. There’s the latest Nectar Points update as Daniel’s points accrual toils to break through the 200 points barrier. Illustrator Tim Bird gives us his South London in Sixty Seconds, while listeners submit their favourite biros into the pen hall of fame. And last but not least, there’s an all-too-rare-for-this-summer chin fissure sighting as we return to the café, and far too many mentions of modern man Micky Boyd.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 60 Resonance FM S1 E17

16 June 2014

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

(17/23)

The Brace Period 30

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com every Monday at 10pm. (Repeated Fridays at 5pm)

This week, who’d be a dove? The arrival of a new deeply flawed soft close toilet seat brings problems. And with more and more people forced to rent privately, and an ageing population, is there a place for stairlifts in this city of poorly converted flats? Meanwhile, Clapham tries too hard, there’s another £10 Nectar Points Challenge, and the introduction of new feature, South London in sixty seconds.


Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 52 Resonance FM S1 E09

14 April 2014

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com

(9/23)

The Brace Period 22

This week, Daniel reports on an anti-fried chicken eating on public transport crusader tries to clean up south London’s buses, visits the café, gives us a Nectar Points update, and it’s the battle of the backs as the Kid’s sculpted Y-shaped back goes up against that of 1970s circus strongman Micky Boyd’s.  Smooth back versus hairy back. Boufannt versus bald. New versus old. A battle for our times.


Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 49 Resonance FM S1 E06

 24 March 2014

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com

(6/23)

The Brace Period 19

This week, Daniel tells us why spring is probably the right time to start dating, deals with a probiotic drink quandary, and the Kid glimpses the inside of his girlfriend’s loaded purse.


Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 46 Resonance FM S1 E03

3 March 2014 

Comedy with the south London latte ponce

Daniel Ruiz Tizon, a man on his fifth nose and writer-director of acclaimed Resonance 104.4fm series “The Letter,” is, he’d like the world to know, Available, and dissecting the minutiae of everyday life.

Listen live on Resonance 104.4fm or listen via resonancefm.com

(3/23)

The Brace Period 16


This week, Daniel tells us why he would’ve been regarded as aloof had he joined a gang, looks back briefly at last week’s flood on Clapham Road, pilots a sound to avoid being engaged in conversations with strangers, has more trouble at the hairdressers that prompts him into calling for the setting up of a National Database of Hairdressers listing every flaw and quality possessed by each barber/stylist. And there are regular favourites Nectar Points Update, the cafe and Things the Kid Said.


Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 37

19 August 2013

The Brace Period 10

This week, the café is almost swept away by a flood as Daniel marks his twelfth anniversary there; a throwaway remark by Micky Boyd makes it difficult for Daniel to find an appropriate facial expression whilst comforting someone who’s suffered a bereavement, and there’s big news for the podcast.

There’s also a Nectar Points Update as Daniel pushes through the magical 500 barrier; The Kid comes to terms with his girlfriend spending less on his birthday than he spent on hers, and Even Older than Me has a casual liaison with a girl with webbed feet.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 33

22 July 2013

The Brace Period 6

This week, Daniel, latte ponce extraordinaire and just one of 982 non-tattooed men left in the UK, witness the origins of a future shag unfold on the upper deck of a South East London bound bus, experiences in store difficulties with his new faux leather wallet, and the Kid asks that question we’ve all asked from time to time, “is the Wagon Wheel a chocolate or a biscuit”?

There’s also a Nectar Points Update, and the return of Bilingual and the Mouth.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 31

8 July 2013

The Brace Period 4

This week, Daniel, just one of 982 non-tattooed men left in the UK, discusses his new love of porridge, his painful association with the colour green, and a neck-bloodying haircut in Vauxhall. Plus there’s the skin lesion of the week, more from The Kid, and the return of old school Even Older Than Me.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 22

1 April 2013       

Thumbless Cashier - take 2

This week, South London’s most available man returns to the scene of his earlier weak transaction with the thumb less cashier, and casts his mind back to the time he dated a woman who was born with six digits on one hand. And the lack of a forthcoming hair compliment gets The Kid’s back up.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 21

25 March 2013    

Barbershop scouting, Thumbless cashier

On this week’s podcast, the recovering rhinoplasty addict sources a potential barbershop for his next haircut, beats himself up over an awkward encounter with a thumb less cashier and celebrates his third twitter birthday. Also featuring the broken genius of the East Midlands, BillyTwoRivers9, who discusses his influence on the pre-coach crash works of Bucks Fizz.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 14

4 February 2013    

Adenoid Face

An otherwise good podcast review leads Daniel to the doctor’s to discuss further rhinoplasty and mulling over whether he has the classic “Adenoid Face”, while the lovely Mr William Stafford makes his Available debut with a crotch-busting tale of woe.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 12

21 January 2013         

Unconvincing Snowmen, Murakami on Gatsby, Throat Infection, SW8

This week, Snowmen on Clapham Common, Murakami on writing and Gatsby, we delve deeper into the reasons for The Kid's throat infection, and a grim week in Vauxhall SW8 in the wake of the tragic helicopter crash.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 10

7 January 2013       

The Return of Future Me

This week's resolutions-free show sees Daniel discuss a disappointing haircut to open the new year with, and fantasise about driving the elderly around. There's also the return of serial nose picker, Future Me.