Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 34

29 July 2013

The Brace Period 7

This week, Daniel, latte ponce extraordinaire and just one of 982 non-tattooed men left in the UK, talks dental braces dating sites, avoids Stockwell’s public urinator extraordinaire, eulogises the “cortado”, one of the world’s great coffees, and gets a listener’s recollections on South Lambeth Road in the 80s.

There’s also a Nectar Points Update, more on Rachel and Eduardo – a shag story, Wagon Wheel – biscuit or chocolate, The Kid, and sometime show resident poet BillyTwoRivers9 runs us through the rather moving, not to mention expensive, final fall of failing rock star Donnie Vie.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 33

22 July 2013

The Brace Period 6

This week, Daniel, latte ponce extraordinaire and just one of 982 non-tattooed men left in the UK, witness the origins of a future shag unfold on the upper deck of a South East London bound bus, experiences in store difficulties with his new faux leather wallet, and the Kid asks that question we’ve all asked from time to time, “is the Wagon Wheel a chocolate or a biscuit”?

There’s also a Nectar Points Update, and the return of Bilingual and the Mouth.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 32

15 July 2013

The Brace Period 5

This week, Daniel, just one of 982 non-tattooed men left in the UK, worries about the extensive redevelopment of his spiritual home of SW8, has a disappointing run in with his “interim” GP on the streets of Camberwell, and asks whether the gates of Heaven were open to Early Man.

There’s also a Nectar Points update, The Kid, Even Older than Me and “the Mouth” of the South East, and author the Lovely Mr William Stafford (copyright Micky Boyd) touches base.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 31

8 July 2013

The Brace Period 4

This week, Daniel, just one of 982 non-tattooed men left in the UK, discusses his new love of porridge, his painful association with the colour green, and a neck-bloodying haircut in Vauxhall. Plus there’s the skin lesion of the week, more from The Kid, and the return of old school Even Older Than Me.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 30

1 July 2013          

The Brace Period 3

This week, Daniel suggests an Intermediate Range of food for those slowly pulling themselves out of financial trouble before they move onto proper food again, SW8’s “Fone Doctor” is away, there’s a Future Me sighting, more Early Man questions and Prince of the Narcissists - The Kid - fails to make the most of a romantic rain sodden night out with his lady.

 

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 29

24 June 2013    

The Brace Period 2

This week, Daniel finds himself sidelined as The Kid makes a new friend that’s even older than the South London Latte Ponce. There’s also hairdressing tips for the middle aged, some high calibre Nectar Points accrual, South London facts that can’t be verified, and more tales from Little Portugal and the SW8 café involving Veteran Waitress and favourites, The Chin Fissures.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Avaliable Episode 26

29 April 2013    

Changes afoot in Nine Elms

This week, changes afoot in Nine Elms; Daniel recalls his "final" day out with his dad; there’s a Future Me sighting shortly before Daniel returns to a barbershop for the first time in years; 62 is back and The Kid hits back in the #plateoff.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 24

15 April 2013    

Moonlighting GP receptionist

A week of changes. A GP's receptionist is moonlighting, Two Rivers tan shoes are no more, Chris T changes his twitter handle, the Kid's chronic throat condition has flared up again, taking our host's larynx with it, and Margaret Thatcher is dead.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 23

8 April 2013     

Value Maple and Pecan crisp cereal

The changing of the seasons unsettle south London’s available one this week, causing him to blow his vitamins money and seek solace in Tesco’s Value Maple and Pecan crisp cereal. Listener 62 returns with his L-word crusade, and Daniel grows increasingly preoccupied with the local care home. Plus multiple mentions of Micky Boyd.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 22

1 April 2013       

Thumbless Cashier - take 2

This week, South London’s most available man returns to the scene of his earlier weak transaction with the thumb less cashier, and casts his mind back to the time he dated a woman who was born with six digits on one hand. And the lack of a forthcoming hair compliment gets The Kid’s back up.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 21

25 March 2013    

Barbershop scouting, Thumbless cashier

On this week’s podcast, the recovering rhinoplasty addict sources a potential barbershop for his next haircut, beats himself up over an awkward encounter with a thumb less cashier and celebrates his third twitter birthday. Also featuring the broken genius of the East Midlands, BillyTwoRivers9, who discusses his influence on the pre-coach crash works of Bucks Fizz.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 20

18 March 2013   

Internal Kit Kat breakage, The Kid, King's Reach Tower

South London’s most available man recalls his family’s “iron horse” moment from the long hot summer of ’95 (why is it they’re always long hot summers?), the Kit Kat internal breakage and fly button controversies with The Kid, the demise of King’s Reach Tower – the home of Fleetway Comics, Gesture Trader makes a surprise low key return and somewhat grimly, the Stockwell Strangler.

Daniel Ruiz Tizon is Available Episode 19

11 March 2013     

2UT and Bus Boarding Technique

This week, South London’s most available man reminisces about 2UT – the Bash Street Kids on acid – the worst school class he ever encountered, tells us about improvements to his bus boarding technique, and his concerns regarding the impending final handshake with The Kid, whilst there’s more 1970s comedy from the Broken Genius of the East Midlands, Billytworivers.