Please Don't Hug Me 50 SPECIAL

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15 November 2011

The show with more rhinoplasty than GCSE’s celebrates its 50th show with a 100-minute special that features the return of old PDHM favourites.

Micky, just turned 40, discovers Daniel’s old school reports. Roisin Rae is pro-hugging, whilst Fat Man On A Couch Stuart Armstrong has a fear of flying and Clay Lowe has been waiting for Daniel to call him for the last year.

Reunited 9 months on from their epic Christmas show, Daniel restructures the show especially for arch slacker Micky.

Please Don’t Hug Me is presented by TV writer & comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon and former 1980s school sprint champ, Micky Boyd.

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2 April 2011

Doing an Orzabal; Baguettes; Awkward Bedroom Exit; Lunch with Tosin; Good Looks

Please Don't Hug Me is written and produced by TV writer, comedian, Sabotage Times columnist, sometime football journalist and all too often temporary office worker, Daniel Ruiz Tizon. He is joined every week by old school friend and 1980s school sprint champion Micky Boyd, who still believes in him. Each blames the other for the 13-year break in their friendship from 1990 to 2003. When reunited, Daniel found Micky to be an overweight family man, whilst the former sprint champ found Daniel convinced he was one half of Tears For Fears.

The show without a home returns with Daniel Ruiz Tizon at the helm a la Roland Orzabal circa 1993.

This week writer and comedienne Roisin Rae's stressing about having her baguette snapped in half at the supermarket; there's lunch with Tosin; the Awkward Exit to the Bedroom in which Daniel wants to make sure the in-laws are comfortable with him sleeping with their daughter in the next room. Fiona thinks he's making too big a deal. But Daniel wants her to appreciate the mental adjustment her parents must make as he takes his place in her bed.

Also, sandwich routes comes from Willow Place, SW1 and Gavin Barber takes Daniel on in the latest Good Looks Challenge. Plus regular favourite TOILET BINGO: Can Superlative C make it four triumphs? And listeners battle it out to win Daniel's battered cords, the same trousers that witnessed his dramatic fall in the last year.

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20 February 2011

The "Plenty Clean" Episode:Stuart Armstrong, Showering, Self-Diagnosis, Roisin Rae, Windzone Fall out

Please Don't Hug Me is written and produced by TV writer, comedian, Sabotage Times columnist, sometime football journalist and all too often temporary office worker, Daniel Ruiz Tizon. He is joined every week by old school friend and 1980s school sprint champion Micky Boyd, who still believes in him. Each blames the other for the 13-year break in their friendship from 1990 to 2003. When reunited, Daniel found Micky to be an overweight family man, whilst the former sprint champ found Daniel convinced he was one half of Tears For Fears.

Fat Man on a Couch Stuart Armstrong sits in for Daniel and Micky this week, and the North Londoner tells us all about vocalising his showering routine, self-diagnosing his childhood Tourettes and the dos and don'ts of calling friends after work. There's also comedienne and writer Roisin Rae on lazy phrases.

There's also Toilet Bingo: can Gavin Barber become the first champion to successfully defend his title? Is this week's Toilet Bingo devalued by the absence of two-time winner Cindy?

Meanwhile, out on the street, troubled host Daniel challenges not so troubled sidekick Micky about (show) 22.

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13 February 2011

Fiona, Fish smell in communal hallway, Sandwich Routes, Daniel's Pants, Roisin, Suspicious Sigh

Please Don't Hug Me is written and produced by TV writer, comedian, Sabotage Times columnist, sometime football journalist and all too often temporary office worker, Daniel Ruiz Tizon. He is joined every week by old school friend and 1980s school sprint champion, Micky Boyd, who still believes in him.

Each blames the other for the 13-year break in their friendship from 1990 to 2003. When reunited, Daniel found Micky to be an overweight family man; whilst the former sprint champ found Daniel convinced he was one half of Tears For Fears.

This week, the show without a home is back in Clapham where Daniel is taken aback by a rather fishy smell in comedienne Fiona Hardingham's home. Sandwich Routes transports us back to 1989, Belmore Street SW8, where Daniel realises he wasn't actually having sandwiches during his college days.

There's also comedienne and writer Roisin Rae on reliving her childhood through her own kids, whilst Daniel tries to wrestle control of his pants.

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4 February 2011

 Flask,Body Beautiful,Roisin's Glasses,Wind Zone, Ask Boydie,Mickellaneous

Please Don't Hug Me is written and produced by TV writer, comedian, Sabotage Times columnist, sometime football journalist and all too often temporary office worker, Daniel Ruiz Tizon. He is joined every week by old school friend and 1980s school sprint champion Micky Boyd, who still believes in him. Each blames the other for the 13-year break in their friendship from 1990 to 2003. When reunited, Daniel found Micky to be an overweight family man, whilst the former sprint champ found Daniel convinced he was one half of Tears For Fears.

Modern Man Micky Boyd is at the helm once again with a stripped down show in which he lowers the tone and gives the world, wait for it, the 'Wind Zone'.

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27 January 2011

Fiona, Moist, Kids tea party, sock, Fat Man, Roisin flu, Sandwich routes, Moments of my life 2

Please Don't Hug Me is written and produced by TV writer, comedian, Sabotage Times columnist, sometime football journalist and all too often temporary office worker, Daniel Ruiz Tizon. He is joined every week by old school friend and 1980s school sprint champion Micky Boyd, who still believes in him. Each blames the other for the 13-year break in their friendship from 1990 to 2003. When reunited, Daniel found Micky to be an overweight family man, whilst the former sprint champ found Daniel convinced he was one half of Tears For Fears.

This week Daniel is joined by comedienne Fiona Hardingham whom he’s not convinced remembers their previous meeting. Daniel’s on another sandwich route, this week retracing the route of his final sacking, the Fat Man’s trying to learn another language, Roisin Rae’s succumbed to a flu she doubted existed and there’s Daniel’s Moments of My Life I Could’ve Done Without, Part 2.

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Christmas Special

24 December 2010

Toilet Bingo,Good Looks,Crap Conversations,Roisin Rae,Fat Man in Spain

Please Don't Hug Me is written and produced by TV writer, comedian, Sabotage Times columnist, sometime football journalist and all too often temporary office worker, Daniel Ruiz Tizon. He is joined every week by old school friend and 1980s school sprint champion Micky Boyd, who still believes in him. Each blames the other for the 13-year break in their friendship from 1990 to 2003. When reunited, Daniel found Micky to be an overweight family man, whilst the former sprint champ found Daniel convinced he was one half of Tears For Fears.

The Christmas Special asks how did you find out Father Christmas didn’t exist? Daniel pits his talking down a suicide jumper from a bridge against Cindy’s confident breakfast cooking in the latest Good Looks Challenge; There’s poor conversations that aren’t going anywhere; Roisin Rae tries not to confuse her kids at Christmas; Fat Man Stuart Armstrong meanwhile has bolted to Spain to flee the festivities whilst Micky fields a very awkward question in Ask Boydie.

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12 December 2010

The Exit,Toilet Bingo,Roisin Rae,Micky the Raver,Good Looks Challenge,Towel Man,Ask Boydie

Please Don't Hug Me is written and produced by TV writer, comedian, Sabotage Times columnist, sometime football journalist and all too often temporary office worker, Daniel Ruiz Tizon. He is joined every week by old school friend and 1980s school sprint champion Micky Boyd, who still believes in him. Each blames the other for the 13-year break in their friendship from 1990 to 2003.

Daniel finally prepares to leave the hotel as his 18-week stay in room 11 draws to an end. The guys look at the impact hotel life's had on the show and more importantly, Daniel's life.

There's Toilet Bingo, can Wowser become the first champion to successfully defend his title? Comedienne and writer Roisin Rae tells us about her very boring dreams; Micky relives his raving years that never actually happened; there's the new Good Looks Challenge where this week Daniel pits his public meltdown phone call against Gareth Dorrian's 'Traffic Messiah'; the Towel Man eulogises about strong back muscles and cleft chins and regulars Ask Boydie and Mickellaneous complete this week's show.

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6 December 2010

Toilet Bingo,Roisin Rae,Stuart Armstrong,Action Dolls,Savings,Ask Boydie,Awkward Giro Moments

Please Don't Hug Me is written and produced by TV writer, comedian, Sabotage Times columnist, sometime football journalist and all too often temporary office worker, Daniel Ruiz Tizon. He is joined every week by old school friend and 1980s school sprint champion Micky Boyd, who still believes in him. Each blames the other for the 13-year break in their friendship from 1990 to 2003.

Micky's snowed in this week so Roisin Rae takes over co-presenting duties and Daniel struggles to adapt to her professionalism.

Meanwhile, can @SillyCasper become the first Toilet Bingo champion to successfully defend their title? Fat Man on a Couch Stuart Armstrong struggles to select the ingedients for his lunchtime sandwich; Daniel and Roisin try to come up with what their action doll figures would look like, before discussing how open one should be when declaring savings to your partners; there's Ask Boydie, and Roisin makes her Mickellaneous debut.

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27 November 2010

Toilet Bingo,Fat Man on a Couch,Good Looks,Towel Man, Ask Boydie Roisin Rae,Rows with GFs

Please Don't Hug Me is written and produced by TV writer, comedian, Sabotage Times columnist, sometime football journalist and all too often temporary office worker, Daniel Ruiz Tizon. He is joined every week by old school friend and 1980s school sprint champion Micky Boyd, who still believes in him. Each blames the other for the 13-year break in their friendship from 1990 to 2003.

The very funny but ultimately doomed podcast returns with Daniel still trying to rein in the shambolic maverick Micky, confronting him over his intro for show 14, so bad it had to be edited out.

Can Cindy Penney become the first listener to successfully defend her Toilet Bingo title? Fat man on a Couch Stuart Armstrong talks about the horrors of having to do people favours; more Good Looks this week with journalist Jon M Welch telling us how to pull off one handed can opening; the Towel Man makes a spectacular entrance - you'll never leave the sport centre without showering again; Ask Boydie - Micky answers your questions; comedienne Roisin Rae on being a housewife; 'Daniel and The Boom Box' - more Rows with my Girlfriends; and of course, Mickellaneous.

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7 November 2010

Curt Smith,Blue Band Discontinuation,Micky's High Voice,Rows with my Girlfriends,Seychelles

Please Don't Hug Me is written and produced by TV writer, comedian, Sabotage Times columnist, sometime football journalist and all too often temporary office worker, Daniel Ruiz Tizon. He is joined every week by old school friend and 1980s school sprint champion Micky Boyd, who still believes in him. Each blames the other for the 13-year break in their friendship from 1990 to 2003.

This week's episode opens with a special message for Tears For Fears dual front man, Curt Smith. There's Ask Boydie; Daniel bemoans the discontinuation of his shampoo and conditioner, which carries echoes of 2000's Blue Band margarine demise; Micky laments his high voice; new feature, 'Rows with my Girlfriends' opens with the Long Valley Road; Daniel apologises to the people of the Seychelles; Fat Man on a Couch Stuart Armstrong is back and this week, North London's finest is talking about the lack of space on the tube; comedienne and writer Roisin Rae is too old for Top Shop; And there's Mickelleneous and Micky's word of the week.