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Growing old and they don't like it

2 April 2011

Doing an Orzabal; Baguettes; Awkward Bedroom Exit; Lunch with Tosin; Good Looks

Please Don't Hug Me is written and produced by TV writer, comedian, Sabotage Times columnist, sometime football journalist and all too often temporary office worker, Daniel Ruiz Tizon. He is joined every week by old school friend and 1980s school sprint champion Micky Boyd, who still believes in him. Each blames the other for the 13-year break in their friendship from 1990 to 2003. When reunited, Daniel found Micky to be an overweight family man, whilst the former sprint champ found Daniel convinced he was one half of Tears For Fears.

The show without a home returns with Daniel Ruiz Tizon at the helm a la Roland Orzabal circa 1993.

This week writer and comedienne Roisin Rae's stressing about having her baguette snapped in half at the supermarket; there's lunch with Tosin; the Awkward Exit to the Bedroom in which Daniel wants to make sure the in-laws are comfortable with him sleeping with their daughter in the next room. Fiona thinks he's making too big a deal. But Daniel wants her to appreciate the mental adjustment her parents must make as he takes his place in her bed.

Also, sandwich routes comes from Willow Place, SW1 and Gavin Barber takes Daniel on in the latest Good Looks Challenge. Plus regular favourite TOILET BINGO: Can Superlative C make it four triumphs? And listeners battle it out to win Daniel's battered cords, the same trousers that witnessed his dramatic fall in the last year.

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13 March 2011

Fiona,At Home with the Penneys,Ask Boydie,The Mouth,Louis,The Missing,Mickellaneous

Please Don't Hug Me is written and produced by TV writer, comedian, Sabotage Times columnist, sometime football journalist and all too often temporary office worker, Daniel Ruiz Tizon. He is joined every week by old school friend and 1980s school sprint champion Micky Boyd, who still believes in him. Each blames the other for the 13-year break in their friendship from 1990 to 2003. When reunited, Daniel found Micky to be an overweight family man, whilst the former sprint champ found Daniel convinced he was one half of Tears For Fears.

Fiona Hardingham is back for her final show before leaving for LA. Meanwhile, we're at home with uber-toilet bingo winners The Penneys; Fiona and Daniel discuss how to get past the major embarrassment that is the studio flat; there's Ask Boydie where Micky is forced to defend his controversial "Wind Zone" idea, and the modern man also talks about how he'd like to date again, inspite of being married.

They're growing old and they don't like it.

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Growing old and they don't like it

13 February 2011

Fiona, Fish smell in communal hallway, Sandwich Routes, Daniel's Pants, Roisin, Suspicious Sigh

Please Don't Hug Me is written and produced by TV writer, comedian, Sabotage Times columnist, sometime football journalist and all too often temporary office worker, Daniel Ruiz Tizon. He is joined every week by old school friend and 1980s school sprint champion, Micky Boyd, who still believes in him.

Each blames the other for the 13-year break in their friendship from 1990 to 2003. When reunited, Daniel found Micky to be an overweight family man; whilst the former sprint champ found Daniel convinced he was one half of Tears For Fears.

This week, the show without a home is back in Clapham where Daniel is taken aback by a rather fishy smell in comedienne Fiona Hardingham's home. Sandwich Routes transports us back to 1989, Belmore Street SW8, where Daniel realises he wasn't actually having sandwiches during his college days.

There's also comedienne and writer Roisin Rae on reliving her childhood through her own kids, whilst Daniel tries to wrestle control of his pants.

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Growing old and they don't like it

27 January 2011

Fiona, Moist, Kids tea party, sock, Fat Man, Roisin flu, Sandwich routes, Moments of my life 2

Please Don't Hug Me is written and produced by TV writer, comedian, Sabotage Times columnist, sometime football journalist and all too often temporary office worker, Daniel Ruiz Tizon. He is joined every week by old school friend and 1980s school sprint champion Micky Boyd, who still believes in him. Each blames the other for the 13-year break in their friendship from 1990 to 2003. When reunited, Daniel found Micky to be an overweight family man, whilst the former sprint champ found Daniel convinced he was one half of Tears For Fears.

This week Daniel is joined by comedienne Fiona Hardingham whom he’s not convinced remembers their previous meeting. Daniel’s on another sandwich route, this week retracing the route of his final sacking, the Fat Man’s trying to learn another language, Roisin Rae’s succumbed to a flu she doubted existed and there’s Daniel’s Moments of My Life I Could’ve Done Without, Part 2.