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1 June 2012

Vegetarian Update, self-dentist, Mick & Dan On the Ball, The End

This week, we get an update on Micky’s vegetarian diet. Did he stick to it? How did he find it? Has he aged in a week? Can he possibly age even more?

And the boys discuss self-dentistry, decorating, late 80s football magazine, On the Ball with Mick and Dan, and at what age do you start preparing for the end? When do you start shutting email accounts down and shredding private papers?

Please Don’t Hug Me is presented by writer & comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon and former 1980s school sprint champ, Micky Boyd.

They’re growing old and they don’t like it.



Please Don't Hug Me 50 SPECIAL

Growing old and they don't like it

15 November 2011

The show with more rhinoplasty than GCSE’s celebrates its 50th show with a 100-minute special that features the return of old PDHM favourites.

Micky, just turned 40, discovers Daniel’s old school reports. Roisin Rae is pro-hugging, whilst Fat Man On A Couch Stuart Armstrong has a fear of flying and Clay Lowe has been waiting for Daniel to call him for the last year.

Reunited 9 months on from their epic Christmas show, Daniel restructures the show especially for arch slacker Micky.

Please Don’t Hug Me is presented by TV writer & comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon and former 1980s school sprint champ, Micky Boyd.

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29 October 2011

Weeping After Love

As “Ask Boydie” gets mired in the gutter, Daniel undergoes more podcast counselling as he seeks to address Micky’s fast growing popularity.

Reunited 9 months on from their epic Christmas show, Daniel restructures the show especially for arch slacker Micky.

Please Don’t Hug Me is presented by TV writer & comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon and former 1980s school sprint champ, Micky Boyd.

They’re growing old and they don’t like it.

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26 October 2011

Beryl

Happiness, dwarves and muscle flexing sounds all feature on tonight’s show.

Reunited 9 months on from their epic Christmas show, Daniel restructures the show especially for arch slacker Micky.

Please Don’t Hug Me is presented by TV writer & comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon and former 1980s school sprint champ, Micky Boyd.

They’re growing old and they don’t like it.

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25 October 2011

Aspartame

The guys talk about their fear of being buried alive and Micky reveals the identity of his best ever bedroom partner.

Reunited 9 months on from their epic Christmas show, Daniel restructures the show especially for arch slacker Micky.

Please Don’t Hug Me is presented by TV writer & comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon and former 1980s school sprint champ, Micky Boyd.

They’re growing old and they don’t like it.

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24 October 2011

The Grand Slam

Micky confirms he’s done “the Grand Slam” on Ask Boydie, whilst Daniel calls up Podcast Counselling.

Reunited 9 months on from their epic Christmas show, Daniel restructures the show especially for arch slacker Micky.

Please Don’t Hug Me is presented by TV writer & comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon and former 1980s school sprint champ, Micky Boyd.

They’re growing old and they don’t like it.

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23 Oct 11

The Boyds were making love. All night.

Mrs Boydie reveals that the night before her powerfully built husband went down with appendicitis, they made love. All night.

Reunited 9 months on from their Christmas show, Daniel restructures the show especially for arch slacker Micky.

Please Don’t Hug Me is presented by TV writer & comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon and former 1980s school sprint champ, Micky Boyd.

They’re growing old and they don’t like it.

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22 October 2011

The Old Young Woman

A 26-year-old woman ages 50 years overnight after allegedly suffering a severe reaction to seafood. Daniel and Micky are both agreed on one thing. They’d both be out the door.

Reunited 9 months on from their Christmas show, Daniel restructures the show especially for arch slacker Micky.

Please Don’t Hug Me is presented by TV writer & comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon and former 1980s school sprint champ, Micky Boyd.

They’re growing old and they don’t like it.

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21 October 2011

'Maurice'

“Is that a parasitic twin living in your stomach?”

Reunited 9 months on from their Christmas show, Daniel restructures the show especially for arch slacker Micky.

Please Don't Hug Me is presented by TV writer & comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon and former 1980s school sprint champ, Micky Boyd.

They're growing old and they don't like it.

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11 October 2011

Daniel draws parallels between ghost-writing Micky’s London Lad column in the mid-80s for the school football magazine, and the amount of work he has to put in on the podcast.

Reunited 9 months on from their Christmas show, Daniel restructures the show especially for arch slacker Micky.

Please Don’t Hug Me is presented by TV writer & comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon and former 1980s school sprint champ, Micky Boyd.

They’re growing old and they don’t like it.

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10 October 2011

Life Swap

Daniel and Micky discuss how they would cope with each other’s lives.

Reunited 9 months on from their Christmas show, Daniel restructures the show especially for arch slacker Micky.

Please Don't Hug Me is presented by TV writer and comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon, and former 1980s school sprint champ Micky Boyd.

They're growing old and they don't like it.




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9 October 2011

Schooldaze

Daniel and Micky look back to their first ever encounter at school, back in ’83.

Reunited 9 months on from their Christmas show, Daniel restructures the show especially for arch slacker Micky.

Please Don’t Hug Me is presented by TV writer & comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon and former 1980s school sprint champ, Micky Boyd.

They’re growing old and they don’t like it.

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6 October 2011

Steaming into the Housemaid

A man, 27 years younger than his woman, watches her get kidnapped and taken into the Somali night? What does he do now? Discuss.

Reunited 9 months on from their Christmas show, Daniel restructures the show especially for arch slacker Micky.

Please Don’t Hug Me is presented by TV writer & comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon and former 1980s school sprint champ, Micky Boyd.

They’re growing old and they don’t like it.

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5 October 2011

Ask Boydie

It’s time for the ego-stroking Ask Boydie session, which usually brings the best out of the man with the throwback 1970s prison gym body.

Reunited 9 months on from their Christmas show, Daniel restructures the show especially for arch slacker Micky.

Please Don’t Hug Me is presented by TV writer & comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon and former 1980s school sprint champ, Micky Boyd.

They’re growing old and they don’t like it.

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3 October 2011

The Homecoming

The show finally returns to its SW8 home 14 months after its first ever podcast, as Micky visits Daniel’s flat.

Reunited 9 months on from their Christmas show, Daniel restructures the show especially for arch slacker Micky.

Please Don’t Hug Me is presented by TV writer & comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon and former 1980s school sprint champ, Micky Boyd.

They’re growing old and they don’t like it.

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23 September 2011

That Show 22 Thing

Reunited 9 months on from their Christmas show, Daniel restructures the show especially for arch slacker Micky. Tonight, they discuss Micky’s bizarre Show 22 earlier this year.

Please Don’t Hug Me is presented by TV writer & comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon and former 1980s school sprint champ, Micky Boyd.

They’re growing old and they don’t like it.